frightfiction Chapter 565 I am not clean anymore
Chapter 565 I am not clean anymore
Jiang Xiaoguo and Duan Jiabao's eyes widened at the same time, and their chopsticks clattered to the table. Jiang Xiaoguo stammered, "1, 170 Duans?!"
Duan Jiabao suddenly covered his chest and turned to Jiang Xiaoguo with a look of pain: "Xiaoguo, I feel like I've lived in vain all these years. I'm only a fraction of what he is!"
"Zero?! Haven't you ever been in love?"
"Yeah, isn't the fraction of 170 just zero?"
Jiang Xiaoguo: ...
Although Zhong Xiaoqin was mentally prepared, she was still shocked by the number and choked. She quickly drank a sip of water to calm her nerves. She secretly glanced at Lin Bufan's profile, wondering if what he said was true or false.
Sang Biao ate the food on the plate calmly, looking as if he was used to it.
Seeing this, Jiang Xiaoguo rushed to Sang Biao and whispered, "Your Majesty Sang Biao! Is what he said true?"
Sang Biao slowly took out his cell phone and typed: "When I was born, he was about to graduate from his senior year. How would I know?" After typing, he rolled his eyes and pushed the phone in front of Jiang Xiaoguo with his paw.
Jiang Xiaoguo's eyes lit up and she instantly spotted the key point, so she leaned closer to Sang Biao and asked, "What about Mr. Lin after he graduated? You know that, right?"
Sang Biao crossed his legs, typing away on his phone with his paws swiftly: "After graduation, this guy took me on a world tour. Every time he arrived in a country, he would hook up with local girls: French, Italian, Brazilian..." At this point, Sang Biao suddenly paused, his eyes rolling around, and added: "But later, his health couldn't take it anymore, so he returned home in disgrace to recuperate for two years."
"Cough cough——" Jiang Xiaoguo was choked by his own saliva.
Seeing this, Duan Jiabao and Zhong Xiaoqin couldn't help but lean over to see what was going on, and then they were also shocked and opened their mouths wide!
Seeing everyone's reactions, Sang Biao proudly flicked his tail and continued typing away, "He's just recovered a bit, and he's already out and about again. Who knows, maybe after a while, he'll have to disappear again to recuperate!"
Duan Jiabao's eyes widened, his gossip spirit burning: "Your Majesty Sang Biao, who is his current girlfriend? I saw Qin Yumo, Lin Wanyu, Chen Meijia and other crew members, and they all have ambiguous relationships with him!"
Sang Biao was just about to continue typing, his legs crossed, when suddenly his fur stood up and his ears stood straight up. He turned his head stiffly and was met with Lin Bufan's gloomy face.
"You bastard, are you having a good chat?" Lin Bufan grabbed Sang Biao by the scruff of his neck and lifted him up like a sack. "It seems I've been too gentle with you."
Sang Biao kicked wildly in the air with all four claws, winking frantically at Zhong Xiaoqin and the others for help. Duan Jiabao bravely said, "Prince, Sang Biao is just..."
"Shut up! I'll settle the score with you after I've dealt with this bastard!" After glaring at Duan Jiabao fiercely, Lin Bufan carried Sang Biao to the second bedroom. "You bastard, today I must let you know the consequences of crossing my bottom line!"
Zhong Xiaoqin also quickly tried to smooth things over: "Lin Bufan, Sang Biao was just joking, don't..."
Lin Bufan turned a deaf ear to him and strode towards the second bedroom with Sang Biao in his arms. Sang Biao was desperate and tried everything he could to save his life. He clung to the door frame with his claws, his eyes filled with despair.
However, all this was obviously in vain. With a "bang!", the door of the second bedroom was slammed shut. Then, from inside, a shrill dog bark was heard, followed by crackling noises, interspersed with the wailing of Sang Biao: "Woof woof woof woof" (Stop it, you unfilial son! My hair! My hair!)
The three people outside the door looked at each other in confusion. Jiang Xiaoguo swallowed and said, "Should we... call the police? What if someone gets killed?"
Duan Jiabao shook his head hesitantly: "It shouldn't be... a life-threatening situation, right?"
Suddenly, Sang Biao's crying voice came from inside the door: "Woo woo woo woo——" (I was wrong! I won't dare to do it again! Let go of my tail! That is my last dignity)
Zhong Xiaoqin covered her ears and dared not listen any further: "It's too cruel... I don't dare to listen anymore..."
After another round of clanging and tinkling, Sang Biao's screams suddenly turned into strange "clucks", as if someone was tickling him: "Cluck, cluck, cluck——" (Hahaha, stop it! I am the king of a country... hahaha... how can I... hahaha... endure such humiliation...)
Ten minutes later, the door opened. Lin Bufan emerged, refreshed and alert, followed by Sang Biao, whose fur was disheveled and eyes were dull. It limped along, a sign hanging around its neck that read, "I am a rumor-mongering dog."
Jiang Xiaoguo asked cautiously, "Your Majesty Sang Biao...are you okay?"
Sang Biao glanced at Jiang Xiaoguo with a look of despair, then slowly took out his phone and typed, "I'm not clean anymore..."
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After dinner, it was getting late. Lin Bufan thought that Zhong Xiaoqin had just moved in and might be scared, so he volunteered to stay with Zhong Xiaoqin that night!
Zhong Xiaoqin was still very happy about this, but she felt that it would be too much trouble for Lin Bufan, so she finally refused!
Because it was too late, it was not convenient for Zhong Xiaoqin to go to "Biaoge Paradise" to pick up her Corgi Cupid, so Lin Bufan took the initiative to say that he would send it back personally tomorrow!
After arriving downstairs, Lin Bufan said to Duan Jiabao and Jiang Xiaoguo, "Are you going back to school? Do you need me to take you there?"
"No, no, we can just take a taxi back!" Jiang Xiaoguo waved his hand quickly.
"Yes, yes, the school is not far away, so I won't bother you, Prince!" Duan Jiabao also quickly agreed.
Lin Bufan nodded: "Okay, then be careful on the road." After waving his hand casually, Lin Bufan turned around and left with Sang Biao!
Jiang Xiaoguo and Duan Jiabao stood there, watching Lin Bufan walk towards the truck without looking back, and looked at each other in surprise.
"No...he just left like that?" Jiang Xiaoguo's eyes widened. "Where was that attentiveness he showed to Sister Xiaoqin just now? When they said they didn't need his help with the moving, he insisted on helping; when they said they didn't need him to see her off, he insisted on seeing her off. Why is it that when it comes to us, he really doesn't want to see her off just because he's told us he doesn't need him?"
Duan Jiabao curled his lips: "Isn't this discrimination too obvious?"
The two were just joking about this when the truck suddenly did a beautiful tailspin and stopped right in front of them. The window rolled down, revealing Lin Bufan's adorable grin: "What are you two whispering about? Are you teasing me behind my back again?"
Jiang Xiaoguo immediately straightened her back and shook her head like a rattle: "No, no! We were just discussing tomorrow's weather..."
Duan Jiabao also quickly agreed: "Yes, yes, I heard that it will rain heavily tomorrow!"
Lin Bufan glanced at the two of them suspiciously. Of course, he could see that they were not telling the truth, but he was not very interested in it.
"Oh, Dabao, you should hurry up and get your driver's license. It's so inconvenient without a car. Otherwise, you could just drive back!"
After saying that, Lin Bufan stepped on the accelerator and drove away, leaving the two girls in a mess in the exhaust fumes.
Jiang Xiaoguo stamped her feet in anger. "This Lin Paopi is really good at exploiting people! He asked you to take the driving test, but will he pay for it?"
Duan Jiabao shrank his neck weakly: "Well...it was indeed Mr. Lin who paid..."
Jiang Xiaoguo was visibly stunned for a moment, but quickly put her hands on her hips and continued, "Even if he pays for the driving test, what about the car? Buying a car is the biggest expense!"
Duan Jiabao blinked and lowered his voice, "Boss Lin said... wait until my driver's license comes down, then let me pick out a car I like, and the company will pay for me to drive..."
"What?!" Jiang Xiaoguo's eyes widened, and her voice rose eight octaves: "What about the gas? What about maintenance? What about insurance? What about all the other miscellaneous expenses? This is also a huge expense!"
Duan Jiabao counted his fingers innocently: "It's all reimbursed by the company..."
"Ah—" Jiang Xiaoguo suddenly jumped up, grabbed Duan Jiabao's neck and shook him back and forth: "You traitor! This is not exploitation at all, this is clearly pie in the sky! And you actually complained with me! I'll strangle you to death!"
Duan Jiabao was dizzy from being shaken, but he still struggled to explain: "But...but...he asked me to be on call 24 hours a day...I might be called up at : in the middle of the night to buy midnight snacks...It's also very hard, okay?"
Jiang Xiaoguo released her grip on Duan Jiabao and said angrily, "How dare you say that? In the dormitory, aren't you the last one to arrive at work and the first to leave? Also, when have you ever gone out to buy a midnight snack? How come I didn't know?"
Duan Jiabao hurriedly defended himself, "Although I haven't been asked to buy midnight snacks yet, the contract states that I have to be on call 24 hours a day! If he suddenly wants to eat, I have to get up and buy it immediately!"
Jiang Xiaoguo rolled her eyes, crossed her arms, and turned away: "Come on, I think you are just being pretentious!"
"Xiaoguo~" Duan Jiabao tugged at the corner of Jiang Xiaoguo's clothes and shook it: "Don't be angry... How about I treat you to a meal at our old place as an apology?"
Jiang Xiaoguo turned her head abruptly, her eyes wide open: "Are you crazy? You just ate so much and now you're eating again?"
Duan Jiabao touched his round belly and burped: "Uh... I feel a little bloated..."
The two looked at each other and suddenly laughed out loud at the same time. Jiang Xiaoguo poked Duan Jiabao's chubby cheek and said, "Forget it, forget it. I'll forgive you because you're so cute!"
Duan Jiabao immediately beamed and took Jiang Xiaoguo's arm: "It's a deal then. Next time on my day off, I'll take you to our old place!"
Because he planned to deliver the dog to Zhong Xiaoqin the next day, Lin Bufan did not return to the crew, but went directly back to Ode to Joy.
After sending Sang Biao back to the 23rd floor, Lin Bufan returned to the 22nd floor, but this time Lin Bufan was not looking for Andy or Qu Xiaoxiao, but for Guan Juer!
As soon as Lin Bufan walked to the door of 2202, the door opened a crack, and then Lin Bufan was pulled in by a slender arm!
Just when Lin Bufan was about to shout for mercy, his mouth was suddenly covered by a white and tender little hand!
"Brother Bufan, Yingying and Sister Fan just returned to their room. They might not be asleep yet. Let's keep our voices down!"
It was not until this time that Lin Bufan saw clearly that it was Xiao Guanguan who pulled him in!
With Guan Juer's instructions, Lin Bufan naturally did not say anything, but picked up Guan Juer and walked towards her bedroom. Guan Juer hugged Lin Bufan's neck tacitly. Obviously, this was not the first time she had done this!
Early the next morning, Lin Bufan, who had helped Guan Juer with her lessons all night, was woken up by Guan Juer.
"Brother Bufan, wake up! It's almost dawn, Sister Fan and Yingying will be getting up soon!"
Lin Bufan drowsily opened his eyes and saw Guan Juer standing anxiously beside the bed. The morning light filtered through the gaps in the curtains, outlining her slender figure.
"Sleep for five more minutes..." Lin Bufan turned over and pulled Guan Juer into his arms.
"No!" Guan Juer stomped her feet anxiously and broke free from Lin Bufan's arms: "Sister Fan gets up at seven o'clock every day. If she finds out you are in my room..." Her voice became smaller and smaller, and her cheeks flushed.
Lin Bufan sat up reluctantly and watched Guan Juer prick up her ears to listen to the noise outside while stuffing clothes into his hands one by one.
When Lin Bufan came out of 2202, it was just past 6 o'clock. He went up to the 23rd floor and pulled up the dazed Sang Biao, and Lin Bufan went straight to Brother Biao's Paradise!
Lin Bufan originally wanted to bring Sang Biao with him to give Cupid to Zhong Xiaoqin. After all, as fellow pet owners, they would be able to find more common topics.
But that bastard Sang Biao refused to go, so Lin Bufan had to go alone!
As a result, just after coming out of Biaoge Paradise, Lin Bufan was about to call Zhong Xiaoqin to make a breakfast appointment, but his cell phone suddenly rang.
"Hello, Qu Yaoguai?" Lin Bufan answered the phone, and Qu Xiaoxiao's lazy voice came from the receiver, with a nasal sound of just waking up.
"Extraordinary handsome guy..." Qu Xiaoxiao yawned. "Zhang Anren and Yuan Yuan are going out to play today. I have someone keeping an eye on them... If you want to know the details, just call and ask. The number is sent to your phone."
"Thank you, Xiaoxiao. Go back to sleep."
"Well... remember what you promised me..." Qu Xiaoxiao mumbled in a daze and hung up the phone.
Listening to the dead tone coming from the phone, Lin Bufan couldn't help laughing. He thought he would have to wait for a while before he had a chance, but he didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly. He was indeed the son of destiny!
After thinking about the next battle plan, Lin Bufan called Zhong Xiaoqin again!
"Sister Xiaoqin, are you up yet? I'm going to send Cupid to you now!"
"Cupid? What Cupid?" Zhong Xiaoqin was clearly still asleep, her words slurred, but she soon regained consciousness. "Ah? You're coming to send Cupid off now? So early?"
Lin Bufan chuckled softly, deliberately dragging out the last syllable: "There's nothing we can do. Cupid has been scratching at his cage since last night, whining and clamoring to see his master. No matter how I coax him, it's no use." Lin Bufan paused, his tone suddenly becoming ambiguous: "What a coincidence! My heart has also been full of desire. I've been looking forward to seeing you since we parted last night. We hit it off immediately, so we decided to rush over to you at the crack of dawn - what do you think, is this sincerity enough to earn Sister Xiaoqin breakfast?"
There was a rustling sound of fabric rubbing from the other end of the line. It was obvious that Zhong Xiaoqin was hurriedly getting up. Then came a suppressed scolding: "You only know how to talk nonsense! I haven't even washed up yet, you...you don't come over so soon!"
"It's okay. Cupid doesn't mind your slovenly side!" Lin Bufan had already started the car, deliberately letting the engine roar into the phone: "Or, Sister Xiaoqin only wants to show me her best side?"
"Who, who wants to show it to you! Stop being so self-indulgent!" Zhong Xiaoqin's voice was filled with a hint of annoyance. She hung up the phone in a hurry without even giving Lin Bufan a chance to retort.
Listening to the busy tone on his phone, Lin Bufan couldn't help but laugh. He could imagine Zhong Xiaoqin looking at him right then—she must be frantically throwing back the covers, clacking barefoot to the bathroom, brushing her teeth while fixing her messy hair in the mirror, and maybe even muttering something in frustration.
Thinking of this, Lin Bufan stepped on the accelerator even harder. The morning breeze whistled outside the car window, bringing with it the uniquely refreshing feeling of the early morning. He held the steering wheel with one hand, the other casually resting on the window sill, his fingertips tapping gently to the rhythm of the car music.