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207 You don’t want the elf shop to be investigated either (25)

"When you enter your sister's private laboratory, you should speak less if you don't want to." Lisa pointed at the monster specimens in the glass cabinet.

Su Cheng consciously took a step back and put on his gloves.

Not long after, Lisa took out a nozzle from the glass cabinet and connected it to a mahogany square box, which looked a bit like an agricultural spray box.

"This is a mini model I made after studying the heavy guard equipment of the Fools. However, the elemental power is not enough to freeze people into ice cubes like the ice gun heavy guard." Lisa moved the square box one by one. Desk case.

"Are you showing me your scientific research results?" Su Cheng smiled.

"I think you are an interesting person. You have an extraordinary imagination when it comes to inventions and creations. From wound medicine, antidote to elf balls, to today's insecticide spray, you would not be able to find it if it were not for the Xumi Order. When I hear your name, I doubt which class of genius student you are in the Teaching Academy." Lisa praised.

Su Cheng smiled. He was just taking advantage of the system and came to lend flowers to Buddha. He never thought that he could leave the impression that the store manager was a genius in front of Lisa.

Being able to be caught by a genius witch in the laboratory and flattered in the form of a private friendly meeting was enough to make Su Cheng go back and drink more.

However, happy is just happy.

Two pieces of information were revealed from Lisa's words. One was that the Knights were conducting private investigations on him.

After all, elves are regarded as monsters in the Teyvat continent, but Su Cheng, a person of unknown origin, knows them well. They also have deep feelings for him and are very obedient. It is difficult not to make people wary.

Although Su Cheng's every move is under the surveillance of the Knights, they still have to consider the overall situation.

He won't let his guard down just because Su Cheng has a personal relationship with them.

Su Cheng can also understand this.

The second piece of information is that the Knights have so far been unable to discover Su Cheng's origins and details, so they are naturally unable to assess the danger.

Lisa took the opportunity of chatting to find out something about him that interested her.

This is also in line with what she said before, that she thinks Su Cheng is an interesting person.

It's called a visit to the laboratory, but is it actually to use Su Cheng as a test subject to spy on his secrets?

As expected of a dark witch, Su Cheng almost fell into the trap she set without knowing it.

In response to Lisa's clever trick, Su Cheng only did one thing, pretending to be stupid.

It was difficult to get Lisa to change her opinion of him, but in her laboratory, he could pretend to be a very boring person.

No matter how the wind blows from the southeast to the northwest, he will not continue.

Su Cheng waved his hand, "Sister, you're ridiculous. I'm just an elf dealer. I just make a living. There's no way I can be a genius."

Lisa smiled sweetly and said, "You are really not cute at all. You entered your sister's laboratory and refused to tell the truth."

When Su Cheng saw that Lisa was playing straight, he couldn't pretend to be stupid anymore. Seeing this, he would not give up until he said something that made sense.

"You know I have no ill intentions towards Mondstadt, that's enough." Su Cheng smiled.

Lisa smiled and said nothing, knowing that if she continued to ask questions, not only would the store manager be embarrassed, but she would also be embarrassed.

Using the private workshop as an interrogation room would make the people of Mondstads criticize if word spread. This would not be good for the reputation of the Knights.

Lisa cut off the topic and changed the subject, "With your wisdom, take a look at this mini model I made. If it is slightly modified, can there be any new breakthroughs?"

Look, I look lonely... Su Cheng knows nothing about mechanical principles. In his last life, he almost gave the examiner next to him a heart attack when he took the second subject.

When I was a student, I was most annoyed by physics, about land and sea breezes, contours, temperate oceanic climate, and the El Niño phenomenon.

His physics scores are the same as those of A Zhai and Bai Yueguang. A Zhai loves Bai Yueguang, but Bai Yueguang doesn't love A Zhai.

In order to avoid pretending not to know how to show timidity in front of Lisa, it is better to take the initiative to confess, "Sorry, Miss Lisa, I don't know anything about receivers. I'm afraid I can't make constructive suggestions. In this regard, I suggest you ask Mechanic from Fontaine.”

"Fontaine is far away from here, and water from afar cannot quench our thirst." Lisa covered her forehead with her hands, looking embarrassed.

Su Cheng was surprised. Lisa was enchanting and optimistic. Although she loved fishing, she was absolutely unambiguous in her work.

Su Cheng was quite surprised as to why he looked distressed when he encountered this mini model.

Could it be that you are acting?

The name of the Dark Witch is not for nothing.

Wait, even if Lisa is acting, Su Cheng can't do anything. He is full of poetry and calligraphy, but he is empty in his belly. I'm afraid he can't help.

Lisa quietly observed the store manager's expression through her fingers, and couldn't help but feel secretly happy when she saw that he was deep in thought.

Store manager, store manager, you are obviously a strong person in the scientific research field, so stop hiding it, take out the knowledge and share it with everyone, and your happiness will be multiplied by two.

This is a great initiative to benefit the people of Mondstadt.

If this wooden box model can be infused with some elemental power and stored like the Fools, it can be popularized by everyone in Mondstadt.

When the Monds go out, they should bring a self-defense weapon. If they encounter some weak Qiuqiu people robbing them, they can also have self-defense weapons.

There is no need to ask the Knights for help every time. When asking for help, the area is often large, support is slow, and the manpower is small, so you have too much time to take care of yourself.

In this way, my best friend no longer has to worry about paperwork all day long.

Su Cheng turned around and asked Xerneas, "What do you think?"

"I stood watching for a long time." Xerneas said gently.

Su Cheng: "..."

Lisa: "..."

"Ahem..." Su Cheng broke the silence, "Miss Lisa, I'm afraid I can't help in this regard, but I can still do my best to deal with the elves."

Seeing that Su Cheng was not falling for the trap, Lisa had many thoughts flashing through her mind, targeting Su Cheng's weaknesses.

He is a money addict.

Yes, use taxes to suppress him.

However, I just paid my taxes a few days ago.

It would be better to threaten him by saying that there is something wrong with his taxes and that he needs to send someone to his elf shop to conduct a thorough re-examination.

Store manager, you don’t want your elf shop to be investigated by Rosalia, right?

Just when Lisa was about to use this incident to pressure Su Cheng, she suddenly remembered another thing. When she got the electronic baby, she gave him a lot of money on the pretext of helping him sort out his taxes.

All matters related to tax treatment were handled by myself, including the final amount, deductions, exemptions and refunds, etc., which were all the results of my careful consideration and reading of countless tax cases.

Absolutely impartial.

Now that he is talking about tax issues, unless his head is blown up by Keli's bouncing bomb, it is absolutely impossible for him to shoot himself in the foot.