frightfiction Chapter 378: You are obvious
Chapter 378: You are obvious
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Xie Jiang pressed five punishment buttons at once.
"Wow!"
There was a deafening cheer from the audience, and the stage was dead silent.
Yu Younian and Lu Qingyi looked resentful, as if they had been abandoned, and looked at Xie Jiang aggrievedly.
He Yanqi and Xu Suisui also felt aggrieved.
Five punishments, this is too terrible. If all the punishments are completed, not only will you be socially dead, but your career may also be over.
"Xie Jiang is the first guest to press five punishment buttons at once since our variety show started. The specific punishment will be arranged by Xie Jiang." Luo Feng quickly passed the blame.
The planner spent several days thinking about these punishments, but Xie Jiang canceled them right away, leaving no suspense for the audience. He didn't want to be blamed.
"Let me arrange it?" Xie Jiang pointed at his nose, smiling brightly. "Then first, drink a weird-tasting drink, then stand on the acupressure mat with your partner for three minutes, then tell each other secrets, then call the boss and scold him for three minutes, and finally confess your feelings to someone at random."
"Sister Jiang Jiang, are you a devil?" Yu Younian wanted to cry, but he couldn't. "I can't do this."
"I can't do it either." He Yanqi raised his hand neatly.
"A man can't say no. I'm rooting for you." Xie Jiang was overjoyed. "Are these punishments difficult?"
The four of them looked at her and nodded heavily.
Super difficult.
Xie Jiang felt a little guilty, thinking about how he had asked Shi Ba to record the video. He silently read their thoughts, then supported his chin and watched the show.
Yu Younian watched the staff bring the drinks and acupressure mat to him. He couldn't help but bend down and touch them. He couldn't help but take a breath and cried in his heart.
[Sister Jiang Jiang is so scary. How did she come up with such a cruel punishment?]
[After getting on the acupressure mat, the silly persona I finally managed to shake off is coming back.]
[Wuwuwu...someone please have some pity on me, this pretty and weak little fool.]
Others who heard the voice said: A strong man of 190cm height, beautiful and weak, are you sure you are not mistaken?
Luo Feng almost burst out laughing, but luckily he turned his face away in time so that Xie Jiang didn't notice him.
The audience burst into laughter.
Xu Suisui and Lu Qingyi instinctively covered their mouths and lowered their heads to hide the smiles on their faces.
He Yanqi turned his head in confusion and found that Yu Younian didn't say anything. What he heard was his inner voice. He immediately laughed out loud in his heart.
Yu Younian is truly a fool. No matter how hard he cries, Xie Jiang won't show him any mercy. He might as well ask the host for help.
[Speaking of which, Xie Jiang is really ruthless. The planning teacher's head has become even balder.]
Is the director's heart okay? The assistant director looks like he's been dead for years, and there's something rather pitiful about his expression.
[Alas... I'd better pity myself first. ]
[Sister Jiang Jiang, I'm your dear brother after all. Can you please not use the acupressure mat?]
[Sister, dear sister, please have mercy.]
Everyone who heard He Yanqi’s inner thoughts said: Another one has gone crazy.
Luo Feng managed to suppress his smile with great difficulty, but He Yanqi came again with a distorted and ferocious face, so he had to immediately turn his back to Xie Jiang.
She couldn't find out that they were listening to other people's thoughts along with her.
Yu Younian suddenly heard He Yanqi's thoughts, his face froze, and suddenly he understood why someone laughed just now, his face flushed red.
Xu Suisui really couldn't help it, so she turned around and took several deep breaths before suppressing her smile.
No, the two idiots are too powerful, it's hard not to laugh.
Lu Qingyi couldn't help it either. Fortunately, her acting skills were good. Before Xie Jiang noticed, she turned around to face the transparent wall of the punishment room, shrugging her shoulders and laughing silently.
Tang Yingqiu only saw everyone's distorted expressions and heard the audience's unbridled laughter. He gritted his teeth and maintained his facial expression.
What a bunch of idiots, I don't know what new tricks they are playing, they all act like crazy.
Mu Xinghe curled the corners of his lips, a smile in his eyes, and his face still looked like he was enjoying watching the fun.
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed so hard that they couldn't stop, and the barrage of comments was all about discussing the thoughts of He Yanqi and Yu Younian.
[These two's silly characters will probably stay with me forever, they can't be washed off.]
[How did it suddenly appear? It scared me.]
[It's really fun to watch other people's fun. Hammer God deserves to be the number one on the electronic pickled mustard greens rankings. Even if there are no leaks, it's still fun to watch.]
[It's a comedy variety show to begin with, but with Hammer God, the fun is doubled.]
[Every punishment is a famous scene, and this time it's a super famous scene. Don't waste time, let's get started.]
[I can already imagine what the scene will be like when the punishment begins, hehe.]
Yu Younian, He Yanqi, Xu Suisui and Lu Qingyi put on masks of pain, and after the staff prepared the punishment props, they pinched their noses and drank the water.
A strange, disgusting taste exploded in their mouths. The four people's faces turned pale and they staggered, looking like they were about to faint at any moment.
He Yanqi clenched his fist and took it from Xu Suisui very gentlemanly. He quickly lowered his head to look at the distance between them, and his nerves unconsciously tensed.
[I helped her out of courtesy, so I guess it wasn't taking advantage of her. I was already half a meter away from her.]
As the old saying goes, if a man doesn't maintain good morals, his career won't be successful. I don't even have a girlfriend yet, so I have to be careful.
Yu Younian: It’s you.
The others who heard the inner voice couldn't help but look up at the sky or turn their heads to look elsewhere, vividly demonstrating what it means to look around.
The audience laughed like crazy.
When it came to the acupressure mat part, Yu Younian held the heavy Lu Qingyi in his arms, his face distorted, his teeth bared, and he couldn't help but complain loudly in his heart.
[This hurts so much! Who invented this? My butt is hurting like hell.]
[Wow, wow, wow... Sister Jiang Jiang is no longer my favorite sister. When we get back to Yuting tonight, I want to eat hot pot. I must eat hot pot.]
[I don't want to appear on variety shows with Sister Jiang Jiang anymore. I'm about to break off the relationship.]
He Yanqi secretly glanced at Yu Younian, whose hands and feet were shaking, and pretended to be fine while chirping in his heart.
[It has to be me! No matter how painful it is, I can't show it on my face, otherwise the audience will think I'm weak and the female guest is very heavy.]
[But the acupressure mat is so fucking painful. No, my legs are starting to shake. Is there really something wrong with the timer?]
[One minute or so? A real man never gives up. I can still persevere and carry on.]
The audience laughed again.
Yu Younian was in so much pain that he didn't care whether it would be embarrassing or not. He held Lu Qingyi and tried to lift one foot. When he found that it worked, he immediately changed to the other foot.
It’s better to step on it less often.
Lu Qingyi held back her laughter and tried hard to hook her arm around his neck to prevent herself from falling, her face burning.
He Yanqi saw Yu Younian's actions and began to imitate them, making "shashaha" sounds with his mouth.
[I can't take it anymore. This pain is like a broken heel. My ordinary life is going to be ruined in these 3 minutes.]
[Mom, your eldest son is so unfilial. He has to go first.]
A group of people who were having fun: Not really, not really.
Luo Feng was trying to hold back his laughter so hard that he nearly punched the wall. Fortunately, the 3 minutes were finally up.
Yu Younian and He Yanqi, who left the acupressure mat, seemed to have been reborn, hugging each other tightly to celebrate.
"Okay, now for the reveal. Who's going first?" Luo Feng finally laughed out loud, not even bothering to hide his gloating expression. "Do you want to do some rock-paper-scissors?"
Yu Younian and He Yanqi, who were hugging each other warmly, quickly separated and agreed to play rock-paper-scissors.
"There are more than four of us here, so we can expose anyone, right?" Lu Qingyi looked around, her eyes landing on Tang Yingqiu, a smile on her lips. "It wouldn't be a big deal if it was just the four of us."
How Tang Yingqiu got into this variety show is a big secret.
Others also looked at Luo Feng, and the audience even shouted loudly, "Let her explode!"
Tang Yingqiu looked up and met Lu Qingyi's playful gaze. He was startled and had a vague bad premonition.
What did Lu Qingyi know?