The melon owner had a seizure, and I was taken in by the state

Chapter 380: Telling others will make you die of laughter

"Drink Today, Be Drunk Today" was live broadcast for half an hour, and there were seven or eight hot searches. Tang Yingqiu used children to pose for photos to establish his image, breaking through the siege and rushing to the first place, with a red word "explosion" added behind him.

Tang Yingqiu has only been popular for more than two months, has low fan loyalty and low commercial value.

The sudden collapse of her reputation caused her fans to flee in an instant, and angry netizens not only attacked her Weibo, but also her accounts on other social media platforms.

The program team received so many complaints that their account almost crashed.

The director was so bald that he wanted to replace Tang Yingqiu but there was no substitute, so he just pretended to be dead.

People in the circle say that inviting Xie Jiang to a variety show has high risks but high returns, and it is true.

Although the person who broke the news was not Xie Jiang, she was in charge of the show. The number of online viewers in the live broadcast room not only set a new record, but also the advertising revenue was twice that of the previous episode.

It's only been on for half an hour.

"There are so many activities at the end of the year. We're either rehearsing or attending other announcements. There aren't many artists from Ningcheng to begin with, so there's no substitutes." The assistant director was exhausted. "If I had known what Director Zheng and the others had said, I should have prepared a plan B."

They just thought that the invited guests were very familiar with Xie Jiang, and if there were no problems before, there shouldn't be any problems now.

Who would have thought that the only artist who had never worked with Xie Jiang would fail on stage.

"Don't worry about it. Tang Yingqiu has already fallen from grace. Just give her fewer shots." The director rubbed his bald head and smiled bitterly. "What's going on? Xie Jiang is such a love-hate relationship."

With Xie Jiang around, there is no need to worry about the live broadcast traffic, but the risks are also enormous.

There is currently no other director in the industry who is as bold as Shao Yu and dares to invite her to make a movie.

The entertainment industry is glamorous, but it’s very dirty in private.

No one can guarantee that their bottom is clean. Considering Xie Jiang's habit of calling the police at every turn, inviting her is almost like digging your own grave.

"I think she's great. I've been attending fewer drinking parties in the past six months, fearing I'd accidentally run into Xie Jiang and get sent to jail." A playful smile crossed the assistant director's tired face. "She went on a killing spree in Haicheng. The Ji family, with its centuries-old heritage, was wiped out, and other families that relied on shady means to rise to prominence were also wiped out."

Although they are in the entertainment industry, the entertainment industry is ultimately a garbage dump for the rich and powerful, and some rumors can still be heard.

"Keep watching. If there's any problem again, ask Tang Yingqiu to leave. We can still play the game with one less guest." The director recalled the various legends about Xie Jiang and shook his shoulders unconsciously.

This person is the real ancestor, you can't mess with him.

After a brief silence, the live broadcast returned to normal. Tang Yingqiu felt very uneasy. He lowered his head nervously and fearfully, his mind in a mess.

How did it fail?

Lu Qingyi didn't care what she was thinking. After she finished revealing the information, she returned to her seat and signaled Xu Suisui to reveal the information.

"It's my turn now?" Xu Suisui was stunned for a moment, then looked up blankly. "Jiang Jiang likes large, sugar-free milk tea, and Xiaoliao likes pearls the most. Does that count as a revelation?"

Xie Jiang: Sister, please be more careful.

Yu Younian and He Yanqi laughed out loud and shook their heads wildly.

Doesn't count.

How can Xie Jiang's liking for milk tea be considered a revelation?

The audience also shouted, "One more!"

"If this doesn't count as a revelation, then does the fact that Sister Jiang Jiang likes barbecue, enjoys delicious food, and encourages us to learn self-defense count?" Xu Suisui's face was full of confusion. "I'm quite familiar with Sister Jiang Jiang, and that's all I know. I don't have any other revelations."

"puff……"

There was laughter all around.

"Forget it. After all, the paparazzi have hardly taken any photos of Jiang Jiang since she became famous." Luo Feng smiled and tried to smooth things over. "Who is Niannian planning to expose?"

Yu Younian choked, adjusted the microphone, and said softly, "He Yanqi likes pink furry things, and he has a lot of Bei Lingna dolls at home."

He Yanqi blushed instantly and waved his hands frantically to deny it. "No, I didn't. I bought those for my sister."

He is a handsome, tough guy of 188cm in height. He likes pink furry things. If you tell others about it, you will be laughed to death.

"As long as you are happy." Yu Younian smiled meaningfully and did not insist on his statement.

The scene erupted in laughter again.

The revelations were over, and the next step was to call the boss and scold him for 3 minutes.

Xu Suisui raised her hand hesitantly, "The other party hung up the phone suddenly, so that means they've completed their punishment, right?"

She was not familiar with her boss, but she had his contact information, but she had never called him.

"Forget it, as long as you've cursed me, but you can't hang up the phone before the time is up." Luo Feng took out the contact information of the CEOs of their companies and showed them to them one by one.

There is no need to draw lots this time, whoever wants to play first can play first.

Yu Younian was the first to get angry. Without waiting for the other party to speak, he immediately started to rant, "I won't be accepting any notices before the New Year. I don't make much money working for a year. You Zhou Paopi, I curse you to turn bald."

The person on the other end didn't hang up the phone, nor did he say anything.

Yu Younian's face changed and he screamed loudly in his heart.

[Damn, it can't be such a coincidence that the one who answered the phone was my eldest sister, right?]

[I want nothing. My eldest sister is scarier than my second sister. Woohoo… I don’t want to be punished by facing the wall, and I don’t want my card to be suspended.]

"Sister, I was wrong. I'm on a variety show. Even if I'm bald, I can't let you be bald too."

The audience laughed wildly, and Xie Jiang also curled the corners of his lips and watched the show with his hands on his chin.

I have to say that the fans invited to this variety show are very cooperative. They know just when to laugh and when to make noise.

"Sister, is that you?" Yu Younian said again with a stiff upper lip, "What I just said was all bullshit. Can you please pretend you didn't hear it?"

"No, it's not just me who heard it. Your second sister and eldest brother heard it, as well as our dear parents." The eldest sister of the Yu family laughed softly, "Little Nian Gao, this year's New Year's Eve dinner will be yours. Is that okay?"

"No, there is no problem at all." Yu Younian felt hopeless.

Which older brother or sister always exploits their younger brother and makes him go into the kitchen since he was young?

Uh……

It's his, just bear with it.

"That's okay. Have fun. Next time you want to scold us, learn some new words first, otherwise you won't even know how to argue with others." The eldest sister of the Yu family ended the call with a smile.

Yu Younian: My biological child, my biological child, my biological child.

The laughter at the scene was so loud that it almost blew the roof off the room, and the audience in the live broadcast room also laughed so hard.

[The bloodline is completely suppressed. The idiot Yu Younian has no status as a younger brother in front of his older brothers and sisters.]

I expected the cursing part to be awkward and hectic, but it was actually quite silly and heartwarming. It was another day of envying other people's families.

I knew Yu Younian was a jerk, but I didn't expect him to be a cool guy on the outside but a crying jerk on the inside.

[The Hammer God also laughed, showing how ridiculous his brother is.]

[Who's next? Can they get on the national quintessence stage? Do they dare to curse and not hang up the phone?]

[He Yanqi wouldn't dare scold the boss, and Xu Suisui and Lu Qingyi don't seem to be brave enough either. Looking forward to it.]