Chapter 679
Chapter 679
As Zi Feng and Peng Peng broke through each other's defenses.
The progress of this special mission has been greatly improved.
Meanwhile, the trio from Legend of Sword and Fairy were only a few points away from breaking down emotionally.
"Stop singing, please stop singing."
"My earplugs aren't working either!"
Shishi wanted to cry but had no tears.
She wanted to have sex, but she ate very little at night.
It's impossible to get a vaginal discharge!
"No, I'm about to become possessed by a demon."
Shishi shouted.
It gives off a feeling of Longkui transforming.
next second.
She ran downstairs in her slippers.
Just open the door.
"You wicked immortal, I'm going to fight you to the death!"
Shishi took a straight wooden stick from the pile of firewood and attacked Su Yu without saying a word.
"Shut up!"
"Shut up now!"
Shishi has been practicing dance since she was a child, so her body is very flexible.
In addition, he has filmed many action scenes.
Every move he made showed some real skill.
but.
In front of Su Yu, the inheritor of ancient martial arts.
That's simply not enough!
With a slight turn of her body, Shishi's wooden stick missed its mark.
a bit.
Two times.
Three times!
No matter how many times Shishi tried, the wooden stick couldn't even touch Su Yu's clothes, let alone knock the horn from Su Yu's hand.
at last.
Under double torment.
Shishi broke down.
"Ahhh!"
"Why, why can't I touch it?"
"I'm going crazy, no, I've already gone crazy."
Shishi lay on the ground, completely disregarding her image.
The stick was simply thrown aside.
"Waaah... Wow!"
[Ding dong, congratulations dear host, the emotional breakdown value of guest Shishi in Mushroom House has reached 100%, and she has broken down.]
……
After Shishi broke down, Tang Yan followed suit, unable to bear it any longer, and came downstairs in her pajamas to fight back.
but.
Just when everyone thought Su Yu would sing all night long.
But he suddenly stopped singing.
"Okay, that's all for now."
Thank you all for coming!
Su Yu chuckled.
Everyone: "Support? @¥@¥%!"
Audience member: "Do you want to hear what you're saying?"
Staff member: "Waaah, you guys have somewhere to hide, but we can only listen, no, we have to just tough it out!"
In the past, everyone looked forward to Su Yu finishing a song.
He was still cursing when he ended the broadcast halfway through the song.
Now, when I hear Su Yu say the words "I've finished singing," it's a truly heartwarming moment.
It felt as beautiful as heavenly music.
"Great! Rejoice!"
"I've finally escaped with my life."
"Thank you so much, Xiao Su."
He Jiong and Huang Lei exchanged a glance, both feeling as if they had escaped death.
Who would have thought that the jokes in the skits would one day actually come true?
"Quickly, quickly carry Shishi and Tang Yan inside."
He Jiong came out.
They saw the two people still rolling on the ground.
I express my deepest sympathy.
Others might think this is just a show.
However, after you personally hear Su Yu's earth-shattering singing, you can only feel that these two girls are really strong!
See this.
Su Yu was about to speak.
Huang Lei immediately ran out and shouted, "Xiao Su, we're all on the same side, please, stop singing."
"No, Teacher Huang, I mean, should we make some ginger soup for them?"
Su Yu said, feeling wronged.
"What do you take me for?! Besides, isn't everyone just looking for a song?"
Now why are you blaming me?
Huang Lei: "..."
"Teacher He, don't stop me, I'm going to kill this brat."
He Jiong froze on the spot.
"Teacher Huang, I didn't stop you."
bar?
How could I possibly stop them!
He was already being incredibly kind by not going up and finishing him off.
Unfortunately, Huang Lei, holding a kitchen knife, remembered the news that had been circulating online recently.
A young man bravely intervened to stop a thief, stabbing him more than ten times before sustaining only minor injuries.
The hero in the news story was none other than Su Yu!
"For Teacher He's sake, I'll let you off the hook."
Huang Lei put the kitchen knife back.
The main idea is to eliminate any steps required, and even if steps are created, one must still step down.
"Let's get them inside first."
Everyone thought that, given Su Yu's personality, he would launch another sneak attack.
Even after washing up and lying in bed, with earplugs in, I'm still on guard against a sudden shout.
But they waited and waited!
After Su Yu fell fast asleep while scrolling through Douyin (TikTok).
They still didn't hear that earth-shattering, ghost-weeping sound of defecating.
"Xiao Su is asleep, let's go to sleep too."
Huang Lei said in a low voice.
"Go to sleep, I'm so sleepy."
He Jiong yawned.
Hugo nodded: "Today was so thrilling and exciting."
Turn off the lights.
The sound of even breathing was heard.
However, a minute later, all three of them opened their eyes at the same time.
Another moment passed.
The faint blue light from the phone screen illuminated Hugo's bed.
"Xiao Hu!"
He Jiong shouted from the side.
"Oh dear, Teacher He, you startled me! You're still awake."
Hu Ge had just finished speaking
From the outermost bed came Huang Lei's plaintive voice: "I can't sleep. As soon as I close my eyes, all I can hear is Xiao Su's singing."
"Who isn't?"
He Jiong sighed.
Su Yu is not singing anymore.
But my own brain learned it.
Now, Su Yu doesn't even need to say a word; as soon as he closes his eyes, the video keeps playing in his mind.
"Hey!"
The three of them sighed in unison.
It's late at night.
But the three of them tossed and turned, tossed and turned, back and forth, back and forth...
"Damn it! I'm not sleeping!"
"Sleepless, get up and party!"
"Why sleep so much before death, when you will sleep forever after death?"
When the three of them broke down and lost their composure.
the other side.
While Su Yu was sleeping soundly, a system notification automatically sounded in his mind.
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