frightfiction Chapter 285 A Short Essay in Rebuttal
Chapter 285 A Short Essay in Rebuttal
Gu Lin'an opened Weibo and saw the long post Bai Hu had made, a cold smile curling at the corner of his mouth.
He was worried about not being able to find those people when Baihu unexpectedly introduced himself.
"Good lad, birds of a feather flock together, just like Zhuque."
"I've already slapped Suzaku's face until it's swollen, and you're sticking your face out here?"
"White Tiger? If you're a tiger, then I'm Xu Song!"
"I'll beat you to death, you little bastard." Gu Lin'an's face turned red as he typed rapidly on the screen.
Hello everyone, I'm Changye.
When I woke up this morning, I smelled poop. I thought my dog had pooped.
[I never expected it, but it turned out someone had taken a huge dump. The smell was so strong, I could almost smell it through the screen.]
[As expected of an esports player from Tsinghua University.]
【Are you still trying to torture me?】
[Do you even understand this game? With your brain, you're only fit to play 4399. You couldn't even understand 7K7K because it has English in it.]
[Can't you learn from your teammate Zhuque? He's keeping quiet and not making a fuss, while you, Zhang Gen, are like a maggot crawling in front of everyone.]
However, you are absolutely right about one thing: money is just an external thing, because your mind is what truly belongs to you.
You should check your pockets to see if you have two yuan and fifty cents. If you're hungry, buy a packet of rat poison to fill your stomach, because that stuff is for poisoning rats; it won't kill you.
You've come to the right place, because all invasive species have died out there.
[A tadpole tattooed with a frog, what are you embroidering your horse for?]
[And HG's boss, are you fucking paying them to do whatever you want? Why do you have to hire someone from South Korea?]
How could such a scoundrel as you appear in China's five-thousand-year history?
It's nothing.
[White Tiger, didn't you want to crush me in the KPL? Well, you don't need to. It'll happen the day after tomorrow.]
【The day after tomorrow, I'll take on all five of you HG guys by myself—no, four, huh? White Tiger doesn't count.】
Just tell me if you dare or not. If you don't dare, then shut up.
Gu Lin'an wrote over a hundred words in one go, writing them smoothly and fluently, and then clicked send.
[Damn, An Shen's firepower is as potent as ever; he's never let me down.]
That felt so good!
Why did you have to provoke An Shen for no reason? Wasn't that just asking for trouble?
[The invasive species truly have no idea of the power of Beethoven's music in the canyon.]
[An Shen wants to challenge HG's five members—no, I mean four—that's really awesome!]
[Do they dare to take the challenge? Does HG dare to take the challenge?]
[It's soothing, with a strong calming effect, no need for extra salt!]
[An Shen, this is the age for you to take risks, I support you.]
Baihu was furious when he saw the short essay Gu Lin'an sent him.
"Watashi has gone too far! Wadashi deserves to die! Wadashi has a foul mouth!!!"
"We'll accept the challenge and show them the strength of our great Korean esports players."
"I didn't want to reveal too much of my strength, but you forced me to!"
"It's all your own fault."
Immediately, Baihu posted: "I've heard the name Changye for a long time. Everyone calls you Anshen. I also want to see your strength."
"The day after tomorrow it is, I promise you."
[Forget about support, supports are hard to solo. So you'll have to take on all three of us by yourself.]
【Pshaw, there are four.】
Baihu originally wanted to defeat Gu Lin'an in the KPL arena, but that guy's mouth was just too foul.
After thinking about it, defeating him the day after tomorrow wouldn't be bad. I'll step on his shoulders and tell the whole Dragon Kingdom that I, Baihu, am the most awesome!
Korean esports is the best.
For a time, the entire internet was discussing Gu Lin'an's one-on-one challenge against the HG team.
Gu Lin'an got up and dressed. He was furious when he woke up early in the morning, and his red temperature system was triggered.
Just then, Gu Lin'an's phone rang again, and it was a message from Tian Yun.
[An Shen was so powerful and awesome! His direct rebuttal was so satisfying!]
[Watching this made my entire breasts feel clearer.]
Gu Lin'an replied: "Just normal procedure."
[By the day after tomorrow, if I don't beat the White Tiger to the point of questioning his existence, then his trip to the Dragon Kingdom will have been in vain.]
[Keep going, I support you.] Tianyun sent a cheering emoji.
By the way, Lin'an, can you do me a favor?
What can I do for you? I don't lend money.
【。。。】 Immediately afterwards, Tianyun sent a speechless emoji.
[You deserve to die!]
[There's no way around it, too many people are waiting for me to feed them. Those guys at AG are practically begging me to bring them food.]
Let me calculate it for you; you'll probably have to treat them to a meal once a week.
[During the competition, if you win, you get an extra meal, which adds up to another expense, right?]
[With no matches going, it's time to relax, and I still have to treat them to a foot massage, right?]
Tianyun: [? ? ?]
Are you guys a team or a gang? You don't seem to be doing anything legitimate.
Gu Lin'an typed: [So, what exactly happened?]
Tianyun said: "Recently, I've been stuck at 49 stars in the King rank and can't climb any higher. I always win one game and lose two, it's driving me crazy."
[Could you please log in and play a few games for me, An Shen? Please!]
Gu Lin'an's eyebrows twitched. "Not bad, Tianyun is quite understanding."
For ordinary players, reaching 30+ stars is already considered very impressive; they're all top-ranked players.
It's already quite impressive that Tianyun can reach nearly 49 stars.
Reaching 50 stars is a significant hurdle; the system will assign you teammates who are bad to punish you, making it harder for you to climb the ranks.
Gu Lin'an typed: [I'm willing to rank up, but...]
But what?
There is one condition.
What are the conditions?
Look at the legs.
There was silence for more than ten seconds on the other end of the phone, and then Tianyun sent a voice message that lasted for sixty seconds.
Gu Lin'an clicked on it out of curiosity, and Tian Yun's irritable voice came through.
【Gu Lin'an, I @￥%……！】
Gu Lin'an was dumbfounded. How could a girl like you come up with such creative ways to curse people?
Sixty seconds is the limit for voice communication, not for Tianyun. If given the opportunity, Gu Lin'an estimated that Tianyun could unleash a barrage of attacks on him.
In the end, Gu Lin'an agreed. He couldn't help it; he was just too soft-hearted.
Tianyun's account ID is "Soft and Cute Rabbit," which clearly indicates she's a female player.
His preferred heroes are mid-lane and support.
Gu Lin'an naturally plays mid-lane. To be honest, there aren't many players in the entire esports scene who he can support, except for Yi Nuo.
With his incredible skills, he easily won over fifty stars.
Following the principle of seeing things through to the end, Gu Lin'an planned to help Tianyun get a few more stars.
"Om."
The matching sound rang out, and Gu Lin'an entered the page. He saw the ID on the first floor and felt that it looked familiar.
Gu Lin'an thought for a moment and then swore.
"Holy crap, isn't that a white tiger?"