Lying down in the Zerg and being fed by the breeder

Chapter 307 Who taught me this trick?

Without giving in to each other.

The final result was a 2:2 draw.

Yu Ruo: You call this unskilled?

Not skilled enough to tie with yourself?

Is this insulting him?

Yu Ruo was surprised by Zhu Yan.

Zhu Yan himself was also surprised. What the hell was he turned against?!

It's a draw?!

The cat is depressed and unhappy.

The cat squatted in the corner and became autistic.

Yu Ruo stepped forward and said, "Little Hero, I feel like you've become very proficient in controlling this mecha."

Zhu Yan squatted in the corner, drawing circles: "Yes, I was just lying to you. In fact, I have practiced for a long time. I wanted to catch you off guard..."

Yu Ruo: ...

Little Lord Xiong has definitely learned bad things from Lan Qing!

……

But looking at the innocent eyes of her little hero, Yu Ruo abruptly changed the subject: "But this is indeed a war strategy. Actually, little hero, I have always had a question."

Zhu Yan: "Hmm?"

Yu Ruo: "I know our first meeting wasn't a very good memory, so I'm embarrassed to ask directly."

"But I've been really curious for a long time. Who did you learn your fighting skills from, little hero? Was it Jing Jian?"

At the beginning, Yu Ruo really thought that it was Jing Jian who taught her.

But later he discovered that some of the tactics used by the young hero were clearly not Jing Jian's style.

He is so sinister and cruel, is he from the Lan Qing Sect?

But I've never seen Lan Qing use such a sinister trick.

Zhu Yan: "Why are you curious about this?"

Yu Ruo: "Male insects are fragile. What we learn in self-defense class are some self-rescue tips and how to escape, as well as how to use various defensive tools."

Zhu Yan blinked and pointed at himself innocently: "Have you forgotten? I have never been to school."

Zhu Yan: "I was receiving treatment in the hospital at the time, so I didn't receive any formal education."

Yu Ruo: ...

Yu Ruo was silent.

Ah, my mouth really deserves to be damned.

But Zhu Yan obviously didn't take this little episode to heart. After adjusting himself mentally, he moved back from the corner to Yu Ruo's side.

Zhu Yan: "Lan Qing also taught me a little bit, but most of it was taught by Jing Jian."

Yu Ruo: "Did Lan Qing teach you?"

It’s really him. Look at what he teaches.

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Zhu Yan: "How should I put it? Lan Qing also taught me, but what she taught me were the same things you just mentioned, all kinds of life-saving techniques."

"And he told me over and over again, like, 'Don't trust strange insects, baby, don't run around alone.'"

"Of course, the most important point to emphasize is that as a vulnerable male insect, when encountering a military female or sub-female with ill intentions, the correct approach is not to confront them head-on, but to do everything in your power to escape."

Yu Ruo: ...

Didn't you listen at all? After all, you were very brave when you beat me up.

Zhu Yan still remembers Lan Qing's bitter preaching and the grievance he felt at that time.

Didn't I just go out to look for the boss of Gua Gua Bei? Since then, I have been lectured by Lan Qing and Lan Ci and even had my butt spanked.

Later, Xiao Zhuyan hid in the cat's nest with the doll in his arms for a few days, feeling very aggrieved.

Yu Ruo nodded, there was indeed nothing wrong with what Lan Qing taught her.

This is the normal way for male insects to open.

Zhu Yan raised his head proudly: "So the truth is, it's because I'm an excellent bug and can teach myself!"

Looking at the arrogant little hero, Yu Ruo was full of disbelief: "Including mecha?"

Zhu Yan: “…”

Zhu Yan lowered his proud head.

Yu Ruo smiled complacently.

hum!

You got caught? You still want to trick me?

But Yu Ruo put on an understanding look, stretched out her big hand, and took the opportunity to touch Zhu Yan's head: "It's okay if you don't tell me. In fact, I don't really want to know. Besides, as a bug, it's normal to have some little secrets of my own."

Zhu Yan whispered, "It's not really a secret. Lan Qing and Jing Jian both know about it."

Yu Ruo: “Hmm?”

Zhu Yan placed his hand on Yu Ruo's shoulder and blew the loose hair on his beautiful insect's forehead. "You have been choosing between Jing Jian and Lan Qing. Have you overlooked another insect, such as my gentle, generous, attentive, virtuous, and elegant female monarch, Lan Ci?"

Yu Ruo: ...

Yu Ruo: "What did you say?!"

Zhu Yan blinked innocently: "Why do you seem so surprised?"

Yu Ruo: (☉д⊙)

How can I not be surprised?!

As a member of the family for so many years, he had no idea that Lan Ci could fight!

Yu Ruo had a lot of things to complain about, but in the end, she only managed two words: "Awesome!"

What kind of dirty tricks are taught...

(When you go out, you still need to learn some self-defense skills, but Lan Ci knows that he is not very strong and his reaction is average, so he only learned some dirty tricks.)

(After raising the little hero, I also taught him.)

Zhu Yan: "Of course my Ah Ci is awesome! Oh, of course, Yu Ruo, you are awesome too."

Yu Ruo: “…”

Thank you so much, you biased little guy.

Still remember me.

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Lan Ci was busy with his own affairs seriously.

But if you look closely.

You can see that although he looks calm at this moment, cold sweat has actually started to appear on his forehead.

Finally, Lan Ci was the first to break the silence.

Lan Ci: "Yu Ruo, you've been staring at me like this since I got home from get off work. Is there something wrong?"

Yu Ruo answered perfunctorily: "Nothing, I just think you look good with long hair."

Lan Ci was frightened by this sentence.

The tea in his mouth sprayed out directly.

He subconsciously thought.

The word "Yu Ruo" is a satire on herself, who had grown long hair like Yu Ruo at that time in order to attract the young hero.

But thinking of Yu Ruo's dislike of roundabout ways, Lan Ci suppressed this "yin and yang" idea.

His eyes subconsciously looked around.

After making sure that Zhu Yan was not seen.

Lan Ci secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his little ancestor was not here. Then he looked at Yu Ruo with a scrutinizing look: "I advise you to speak insect language."

Yu Ruo scratched his head: "How should I put it? I just feel that you are quite amazing. I almost admire you."

Lan Ci opened his eyes wide: "Huh?!"

What the hell is wrong with this idiot?!

After completing the mission, you came back without your brain?

Or is it because you have nothing to do during the long vacation and are looking for something to do?

Lan Ci gave a harmless smile.

Yu Ruo: ...

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……

Zhu Yan pinched his beautiful wife's face and said, "So this is why you are writing a self-criticism here?"

Yu Ruo felt very aggrieved: "Well, Master Xiaoxiong, I feel so aggrieved. I was clearly praising him, but he still punished me."

Zhu Yan suppressed his laughter and said, "That's a good compliment. Don't compliment me next time."

Yu Ruo: ...