Chapter 1228: Urine as Medicine
Chapter 1228: Urine as Medicine
"Give me the letter!"
Seeing that Wan Lianxing had a sullen face, Cheng Feng had no choice but to take out the letter from his arms and hand it to Wan Lianxing.
Wan Lianxing's face became more and more irritated. He asked Cheng Feng: "Feng'er, explain to me, who are the Miss Liu and Miss Zhai mentioned in the letter? Why do you send food to Cheng Youning every day to please Cheng Youning? Shang Xi seems to dislike them very much. The reason why she changed the rice porridge donation into food distribution is because she doesn't want to see these two women!"
Cheng Feng said firmly: "They are the daughter of Master Zhai and the granddaughter of Grandma Liu San. I don't know them."
At this time, Sui Dan, who was leaning limply on the chair, suddenly laughed, "Cheng Feng, you are really good at pretending. You have eaten so many delicious foods from Miss Liu and Miss Zhai. How can you have the nerve to say that you don't know them?"
"I've met them once or twice, but I'm not familiar with them."
Sui Dan said, "If you don't know someone well, they can send you food every day."
"They didn't bring food to me, Cheng Feng. They brought food to Cheng Youning. I just ate a bite or two, that's all!"
Sui Dan said: "Come on, if it's not because of you, then she can try to please your son, it's obvious that she wants to be your son's second mother."
"What nonsense are you talking about? You better not say this in front of Shang Xi and Cheng Youning, or I, Cheng Feng, will be the one who gets in trouble."
Wan Lianxing was feeling upset. He said with a dark face, "Both of you shut up. Let me think about how to deal with the people outside."
Huang Chenming, who had been silent, spoke slowly, "Your Majesty, in my opinion, we cannot give them a single grain of food. First of all, this is military rations and cannot be moved. If we move it, our soldiers will starve. Secondly, this eleventh city is the southernmost city in the entire Chaizhou, the farthest city, and the relatively poorest city in the entire Chaizhou. However, the people in the eighth city are far from being as miserable as the people in the eleventh city, and they can still eat. Besides, there are two cities between the eighth city and the eleventh city. People are not starving to death, so why can't they overcome the current difficulties! These people just want to get something for nothing. While scolding you, they also want to get benefits from you. There is no such good thing in the world. But we still have to give each of them a bowl of life-saving herbs."
Huang Chenming's words were exactly what Wan Lianxing wanted. He also thought so in his heart, but as the king of a country, he could not say so. However, there was still a serious problem waiting to be solved. "We have herbs, but the medicine lead has been used up. Sui Dan's little face is sallow and yellow. It is obvious that he is severely anemic. We can't bleed him anymore."
Huang Chenming said: "Just boil it normally. If there is no medicine, don't add it. No matter whether this bowl of medicine can work or not, this is the only way."
Suiying said, "Half of the people who drank the medicine yesterday must have controlled the plague. Today, after drinking the medicine and finding that it has no effect, they will definitely scold the emperor for giving them fake medicine. Don't forget that these are all unruly people. In front of them, no matter what you do, it is wrong and it will not suit their wishes."
Wan Lianxing sighed, "I also want to cure the plague for them, but the medicine is scarce!"
Sui Dan saw that everyone was looking at him, and he leaned back in his chair unconsciously. He said nervously, "I don't have any blood to make medicine for you, unless you throw my gallbladder into the pot and boil it."
At this time, Cheng Feng asked a question: "Does this medicine have to be made from blood from the gallbladder?"
Suiying said, "It must be the same for cutting meat, but there are so many people waiting to drink the medicine. They are not like us, who drink one bowl to control the symptoms and then stop. If they come to drink every day until the herpes on their bodies completely fades, it will be interesting. By then, even if we throw Sui gall into the pot and cook it, it will not be enough to feed so many mouths."
Sui Dan's eyebrows stood up when he heard this. He objected strongly, "I can't cut the flesh. I'm afraid of the pain."
Cheng Feng said thoughtfully: "How about urine? There should be as much of that stuff as you want!"
When Sui Dan heard this, he immediately became excited: "That's a good suggestion. Bring me a pot. I'll pee in it and put the medicine in it now."
Suiying cooperated very well. He untied the water bottle from his waist and threw it to Suidan.
Seeing this, Wan Lianxing said, "Nonsense! If this urine doesn't work as a medicine inducer, then it will ruin a whole pot of medicinal materials!"
Suiying said, "Your Majesty, don't worry. The medicine we boiled must not be wasted. All of it should be distributed to those people outside the barracks."
Wan Lianxing said, "Ridiculous! Isn't this an insult? They are all people who come to ask for medicine. Don't take it lightly!"
"Asking for medicine, do they have the self-awareness to ask for medicine? Damn it, are they so arrogant to ask for medicine? It seems that everything is as it should be. Don't make me angry. If you make me angry, I will also pee in the medicine pot."
At this moment, everyone in the big tent heard Sui Dan turn his back and start to urinate into the pot. Wan Lianxing was so angry that he almost exploded. He accused Sui Dan and said, "Sui Dan, are you so shameless as to stand in the big tent and relieve yourself in public?"
Sui Dan said, "There's no woman! What's there to be ashamed of?"
"How rude."
Sui Dan said, "When you know that my urine is precious, I guess you will all have to line up with pots to collect my urine."
"Filthy language! It's getting worse and worse!"
However, things are hard to predict. Sui Dan's urine was used as medicine and it worked after everyone drank it. When they found that Sui Dan's urine was really a magical medicine, Wan Lianxing actually asked a team of people to stand in front of Sui Dan and force him to urinate.
Sui Dan cried and said, "I really have no urine left, please let me go."
A soldier handed Sui Dan an oversized bowl and said, "Drink some water. If you drink water, you will pee."
Sui Dan covered his mouth when he saw the water, groaning and saying, "I can't drink it anymore. I've already drunk eight bowls of water. If I drink more, I'll vomit."
Seeing that Sui Dan refused to cooperate, the soldier put down the large bowl in his hand, took out a dagger from his bosom, and said to Sui Dan: "The emperor said, if you can't urinate, then let your blood out!"
Sui Dan saw the dagger, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down in fear. He had less blood than urine, and he was already anemic to the point of dizziness and headaches. He absolutely could not bleed anymore. He could take his life, but not his blood. Sui Dan stopped struggling, he picked up the large bowl beside him, took a deep breath, and began to pour water into his stomach like drinking medicine.
In just one day, Sui Dan became so weak that he fell on the bed. Upon learning about this, Wan Lianxing hurried over to check it out in person.
He reached out and touched Sui Dan's head. It was not hot but ice-cold. He asked the military doctor, "Why is Sui Dan's face paler than the last two days? I just collected some of his urine. Why did he fall on the bed?"
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