All the members are good people, only the host is a pervert

Chapter 225: Female Supreme Idiot 4

Xu Erlang woke up before dawn, his hands still crossed above his head. He breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to put them down, but his arms felt numb and he seemed unable to move them.

This was Lin Ruan's order, which resulted in him not getting a good rest in the second half of the night.

His wife was evil and mean. She smeared thick ointment on his hands, made him lie on the bed with his wrists crossed on his head, and warned him in a fierce manner not to let the ointment stain the wedding quilt.

But whose ointment needs to be absorbed overnight?

But Xu Erlang had suffered in his previous life, so he was not afraid of suffering and did not mind it.

Thinking that Lin Ruan would wake up and find that she had been obedient and her arms were numb, she might be more satisfied with herself.

Xu Erlang felt that it was worth it.

Lin Ruan slowly woke up and looked at Xu Erlang with his hands folded above his head. In her heart, she secretly praised him for being obedient.

"Get up and pour me a cup of tea." Lin Ruan said lazily.

Xu Erlang struggled to move his numb arm, then stood up and poured Lin Ruan a cup of tea. Lin Ruan took a sip of tea and looked at Xu Erlang's pale face. "You do have some resilience."

He sat obediently on the footrest, his eyes deliberately wide open, as round and wet as a newborn puppy.

But Lin Ruan knew that he was not a puppy, he was a little wolf cub who secretly hid his claws and fangs.

She stretched out her slender green fingers, gently tapped Xu Erlang's wrist, and said with a smile: "Don't say that I'm deliberately tormenting you. Look, go wash your hands and take a closer look. Are you feeling better?"

Upon hearing this, although Xu Erlang was full of doubts, he still obediently walked to the basin to wash his hands.

When he saw that his originally rough and scarred hands had become delicate and smooth, as if they were a new pair of hands, his eyes were full of shock and disbelief.

He slowly turned his head to look at Lin Ruan, his lips moving slightly, but he didn't know what to say.

Lin Ruan raised the corner of her mouth and chuckled: "This lady said she would apply medicine to you, and she will not break her promise."

Xu Erlang's eyes were red, and he knelt down in front of Lin Ruan with a thud, his voice trembling: "Thank you for your kindness, my wife. Erlang will serve you wholeheartedly for the rest of my life."

If Lin Ruan was truly the idiot that the outside world had rumored him to be, then Xu Erlang naturally had nothing to worry about. He simply had a physical flaw, and he was still the legitimate son of a marquisate. Among those seeking to attach themselves to the Duke's Mansion, there was no family with a higher status than his husband's.

But Linruan is not a fool.

However, an outstanding princess of a duke's mansion cannot tolerate a princess with flawed appearance.

He has a thousand ways to stay, and each one requires enduring a lot of hardships.

But although his wife was a bad person and made his arms sore all night, she really protected him and solved this big problem for him without any trace of evidence.

"Please help me wash up, I'm hungry."

Xu Erlang hurriedly replied "yes", stood up and helped Lin Ruan to wash and dress skillfully.

After Lin Ruan finished cleaning up, he hurried to prepare breakfast. Soon, the table was filled with exquisite breakfast.

Lin Ruan sat at the table enjoying the delicious food, while Xu Erlang stood quietly by the side serving her, occasionally picking up dishes and adding rice for her.

"Why is your face still so pale after a night's rest? Are you not feeling well?" Lin Ruan raised his eyes and asked.

The system was amused.

"You are so mean, Ruanruan. You ask questions even though you already know the answer."

Xu Erlang quickly knelt down and apologized, "It's not that I'm sick. I haven't eaten or drunk anything since yesterday morning, so I look unwell. I disturbed my wife, and I hope you'll forgive me."

"You haven't eaten since early yesterday morning? You men are in really good health. If it were me, I would have fainted from hunger long ago." Lin Ruan sighed leisurely after taking a spoonful of rice.

Xu Erlang almost laughed out of anger at Lin Ruan's words "Why not eat meat porridge?"

Doesn't he want to faint?

He doesn't dare to faint!

After dinner, Lin Ruan wanted some tea. Xu Erlang was still there serving her tea and water without a single complaint.

Lin Ruan only drank half a cup of tea and handed the remaining half to Xu Erlang.

"You served me well. Here's half a cup of tea as a reward." Lin Ruan said, winking at Xu Erlang.

Xu Erlang didn't understand what was going on. After thanking him, he drank the half cup of tea. As soon as the tea entered his mouth, his eyes widened.

So sweet!

He calmly swallowed the rice-sized sugar cube that had not yet completely melted, mixed with the sweet tea. Instantly, the hunger and burning pain in his stomach that had been raging for a day and a night were relieved a lot.

"Thank you, my wife." He thanked her again, willingly.

It wasn't that Lin Ruan was reluctant to let him eat anything else, but even if Lin Ruan asked, Xu Erlang wouldn't dare to eat it. If he ate it, and word got out of the courtyard, the Duke's wife would be the first to not forgive him.

Whose maid’s wedding isn’t like this?

Are you just being pretentious?

"Okay, I'm done eating. Go and serve tea to my mother and father. I won't be eating in the courtyard at noon, so eat more yourself."

Lin Ruan wiped her mouth and went out without any psychological burden.

As for the difficulties encountered when discovering that the groom had been replaced during the tea ceremony?

Lin Ruan never thought of it.

After all, how do you think a high and mighty God can have mercy on all living beings?

They cannot see any living beings at all.

Just as humans don't pay attention to ants, women don't pay attention to men.

There were many brothels in the Daqian Dynasty, but there was only one that was blatantly called Nanfeng Pavilion.

The original owner was the wealthy sponsor and bootlicker of Yunsheng, the top courtesan at Nanfeng Pavilion. He spent lavishly on her and pursued her for a year and a half, but he couldn't even get her to touch his hand.

"Ruanruan, this courtesan Yunsheng is a prince of the Qing Kingdom who was exiled. Later, his identity was exposed, and people used this as an excuse to accuse the Duke's Mansion of colluding with foreign enemies. The princess was confined to her house, and the Duke's Mansion began to decline."

"How did his identity get exposed?"

"That Yunsheng looked uncanny like the Queen of Qing. Three years later, a member of the Qing delegation went to Nanfeng Pavilion and saw Yunsheng, and recognized him immediately."

"Tsk," she thought of the beautiful boy who had captivated the original owner at first sight and said, "That Yunsheng is truly beautiful. What a pity, what a pity."

"What's a pity?"

"A beauty has a bad fate."

Lin Ruan said so and did so.

She once again paid a large sum of money to buy the opportunity to meet Yunsheng, and only served him a cup of tea. Then, because she wanted to hug him but failed, she left Nanfeng Pavilion with an embarrassed expression.

That cup of tea was really expensive. It cost Lin Ruan five hundred taels of silver and a nanorobot.

"Seventeen, set an alarm. The original owner licked him for a year and a half, so let him die suddenly in a month and a half."

Lin Ruan ordered.

"Okay, soft. (???????)?*."