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Chapter 291: Local Dog: My life is like walking on thin ice



Chapter 291: Local Dog: My life is like walking on thin ice

According to the rules of the martial arts world, you cannot kill someone if he dodges. Since the local dog Chen Junyan has already escaped, let's send Big D away to beg for mercy as well.

Now only Zhang Lang and three others were left grilling fish.

Zhang Lang has all the seasonings in his space, and the fragrance wafts out.

The two little girls' saliva has turned into crystal pendants.

Tianrandai is a greedy girl. She has no resistance to delicious food, especially the food prepared by Zhang Lang for her.

The first bite must be given to the greedy girl.

Chen Duoer won't make a fuss, but this Tianrandai girl will keep nagging in her heart.

"It smells so good~" Tianrandai smacked his lips in front of Chen Duoer in a boastful manner.

Chen Duoer had a blank expression on her face and was indifferent, looking even dumber than an idiot.

Zhang Lang held the silly little head with his big hand and gently helped her turn her head back.

"Don't make trouble. Don't do this again."

Zhang Lang said this and handed the other grilled fish in his hand to Chen Duoer.

Chen Duoer took it obediently and blew gently on the hot steam on the grilled fish, as if Tianran's provocation had never happened.

Tianrandai wrinkled his nose. When meeting people of the same age, all his actions were subconscious and there was no hostility.

"My two little princesses, do you like the food?" Zhang Lang continued to grill the fish, and Cai Zijing and the clay doll would come over soon.

"It's delicious, but I feel like something's missing?"

Of course Zhang Lang knew what Tianrandai meant by "less is better".

Get some drinks from the system space and place them in front of them.

Tianrandai giggled foolishly, took a gulp of the wine, and burped in a very ungraceful manner.

Chen Duoer was very ladylike. She picked up the drink and took just a small sip.

Zhang Lang just smiled and looked at the two girls with very different styles.

Chen Duoer's favorability has never been mentioned, the time is not right yet.

The little girl knew what was going on, and Zhang Lang knew what was going on too.

Suddenly I remembered the BGM when the witch appeared - heyoh DJ.

Cai Zijing and Tuou, each riding a motorcycle, came at lightning speed, and both of them did a beautiful drift.

Zhang Lang waved his hand to disperse the dust raised by the tires.

The clay doll took off his helmet, and unexpectedly there was a pair of sunglasses underneath.

"On the way here, I saved a man. I've heard you mention him before. His name is He Liansheng Da D. Luckily, he was wearing a helmet, otherwise he would have been killed!"

Zhang Lang didn't expect that Big D now has such a strong sense of safety. He not only wears a helmet when fishing, but also wears it at other times.

Yes, this old Deng really listened to advice. After being rescued so many times, he is getting better.

"It's fine as long as he's gone. He's a marginal figure on my side now, so he's dispensable."

Zhang Lang gave Cai Zijing and the clay doll a grilled fish each.

Cai Zijing was very considerate and gave Zhang Lang a cigarette.

Zhang Lang smiled and took the cigarette, knowing that it was Cai Zijing's giegie personality that was taking the lead.

Zhang Lang also considered separating him, but after separating him, would the tyrant still be a tyrant?

So Zhang Lang was thinking about going to the United States and getting the venom from him. In that way, both personalities could have bodies and would have considerable combat power.

"Thank you." Zhang Lang said with a smile, picked up a branch from the fire, tilted his head and lit a cigarette.

Cai Zijing waved her hand to indicate it was a small thing, and then gave the clay doll a cigarette.

The clay doll took it with a cool smile and lit the cigarette, imitating Zhang Lang's movements.

Tianran Dai eats silently, people who eat have a strong heart, and people who eat are all the best.

Zhang Lang felt that eating grilled fish alone was boring, so he bought some sweet potatoes from the mall and threw them directly into the fire.

These little girls have never eaten baked sweet potatoes.

I will record the moment when the corners of their mouths turned black later.

"It's delicious."

The clay doll has been released. There is nothing they can do. The sweet potato really makes them dizzy with its fragrance.

High-end ingredients often only require simple cooking methods.

For example, grilled fish with secret seasoning requires technology and hard work to bring out the flavor of the grilled fish.

When baking sweet potatoes, you don’t need to add anything.

"Xiang is confused, right?" Zhang Lang said to Cai Zijing with a smile.

“Why do you have so many delicious foods here?”

"What's the matter? You don't think our place is not as big as your country, do you?"

Cai Zijing looked at Zhang Lang in confusion: "Isn't it?"

Zhang Lang produced a map for Cai Zijing to see, pointed at the country of Korea on the map and said, "Look, it's not that big. If you ride a motorcycle, you can drive around Korea in ten hours if you don't slow down."

"No way?"

"It's only a little over 1,200 kilometers in total. How could he not know that? That's amazing."

Cai Zijing simply shut herself off.

There is no harm without comparison.

But Cai Zijing is not a patriot. They don’t have any patriotic sentiments, and they are not like us, the flower-growing people, who are united against foreign enemies.

"My friend, this is the difference between us. Did you know that the flag of your country was designed by our people? You are a great evil in one person, and you are putting the people in dire straits."

Cai Zijing: "No, I'm not from Korea. Is it too late for me to immigrate now?"

Clay puppet: "It can be considered, depending on your performance."

Tianran Dai acted as if nothing had happened. Chen Duoer looked at Tianran Dai with the expression: You said she didn't say anything about you, didn't you? You greedy girl.

Natural Fool: There is nothing to worry about.

Suddenly, it seemed like something was rushing towards this side from the water in the distance.

Zhang Lang knew that it was the local dog Chen Junyan who returned.

I also know that this guy not only brought back a crocodile, but also brought back several dogs.

I don't know what this guy is up to.

Several other people also looked at the local dog Chen Junyan curiously.

The local dog used its legs to step on the crocodile's mouth, preventing the crocodile from turning around.

Then the local dog shook its head and winked at Zhang Lang.

Zhang Lang understood what the local dog Chen Junyan meant.

Local Dog: Look, I brought so many dogs back for you. I tell you, you can eat them but you can’t eat me.

A dead Taoist friend is better than a poor Taoist.

Those stupid dogs who followed the local dog all the way here didn't realize the seriousness of the situation.

They are all acting cute and coquettish.

Because they smelled the aroma of grilled fish.

Zhang Lang couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said with a chuckle, "You are really amazing."

Local dog Chen Junyan: There is no way. I have been walking on thin ice all my life. If I didn’t have any worldly wisdom, I would have been in your stomach long ago.

"I'll spare their lives today, but where did you get this Paw Patrol from?"

Zhang Lang was very curious. It had only been a short while, and there was no place nearby where crocodiles were raised. This local dog must have really become a spirit.

The clay dog's legs were stretched out, pointing in one direction.

Zhang Lang nodded. That was the direction of the dog farm where he and his men had beaten the human trafficker to death. That made sense.

"Okay, let them go back. We'll go kill people tonight, and you can come too."


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