frightfiction Chapter 118
Chapter 118
Yuyu: Well, I have nothing to say to you, but what about our sister Ling?
Ling Qiufan: Well, I like the demeanor of the general on the martial arts arena.
Yuyu: Oh oh oh, I know it's where she vibrated two buckets of water and started playing with guns! ! !
Ling Qiufan: (nods shyly)
Yuyu: Oh, oh, Yuyu likes it too! ! !
Come to us to review the demeanor of the general brushing the gun.
[Hanging buckets and straddling horses during a stick of incense is completely trivial to Wei Yueyan.As soon as the time is up, the two buckets are blown up into the sky, and a long/spear is pulled out from the weapon rack full of knives, guns, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, and leaps to the martial arts arena with a single pistol. central.The bucket that was shaken flying just now twirled and fell, Wei Yueyan took a step forward with both guns in his hands, and danced with a set of marksmanship in the sky and water.
Her black hair is wet, her eyebrows are full, and her long/gun is like a gust of wind and rain. The wind and rain are like a rock, and the falling water drops are blocked by her gun. , There are countless splashes of water in an instant.
After finishing a set of marksmanship dance, Wei Yueyan suddenly became interested, and ordered loudly to the scattered Wu Ding in the martial arts arena, "Come on, you guys go up together!"]
Wei Yueyan was very excited
Wei Yueyan: Madam, you like to watch me brush my gun. That's great. Then how about I show you how to play it every day?lady! !
Ling Qiufan: Tiantian is unnecessary.
Wei Yueyan: Ma'am, don't worry about me being tired. When I used to learn martial arts with my father, second uncle and the others, it was not uncommon for me to go on for three days and three nights without a break.
Qu Quan: Is that because you were punished for not practicing martial arts well?
Wei Yueyan: Master Qu is very sensitive.
Qu Quan: It’s not that sensitive, it’s just that you can’t bear to see your bad deeds as glory.
Wei Yueyan: I haven't asked Mr. Qu why he is proficient in riding a sheath?Even if a literati has to dabble in all six arts, it is not enough to tame a fierce horse, right?
Qu Quan: This question is only known to me.But I don't say anything, you just get angry.
9 What do you hate about each other?
Wei Yueyan: Sharp teeth and sharp mouth.
Ling Qiufan:! ! !What did you say? ?
Wei Yueyan: Ahh, I'm sorry Ma'am, I was just confused by that guy Qu Quan, I didn't mean your wife just now, ah Ma'am, please don't ignore me.
Ling Qiufan turned around and closed his eyes, ignoring Wei Yueyan's gentle pleading behind him.
Yuyu OS: You can't live without doing evil.
10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?
Wei Yueyan: I feel very good, I feel very good.I am lucky in my life to be able to marry Qiu Fan.
Ling Qiufan: No, not at all.
Yuyu: Oh, sister Ling is really angry. General Wei will be miserable now.
Qu Quan triumphantly walked around the show and shook his head, looking like a villain who has succeeded.
11 What do you call each other?
Wei Yueyan: Qiu'er, madam, you can call me whatever you like.
Yuyu: What about sister Ling?
Ling Qiufan: General.
Wei Yueyan: Ma'am, did you forgive me?
Yuyu: Oh, what? Sister Ling is just dedicated to her work for the sake of the show.You still have a long way to go to chase your wife, General, please don't worry.
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
Wei Yueyan: You can call Madam whatever you want, I can do it.
Ling Qiufan: ...
The scene was very embarrassing for a while, but the instigator, Qu Quan, found a plate of fruit from somewhere, and started eating while watching the show with the plate in his arms.
Yuyu: emmmmmmm that's all right, let's continue.The show continues.
13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Wei Yueyan: No animal can compare to my wife! ! !
Ling Qiufan: láng.
Yuyu: láng? emmmmm this láng fits the theme very well hahahaha.
Yuyu OS: Sigh, it seems that sister Ling is very angry, General Wei, please take care of yourself.
14 If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?
Wei Yueyan: I want to send the whole world to my wife.
Qu Quan: Come on, someone here wants to rebel~~~
Wei Yueyan: That's not what I meant!What I mean is that I want to take my wife to see the beauty of the world.
Yuyu: Then you can change the expression.
Ling Xueji: Sister-in-law Wei probably thinks this answer is more domineering!
Yuyu: I am really speechless.
Ling Qiufan: ...
15 So what gift would you like for yourself?
Wei Yueyan: Ah, I like anything as long as it is a gift from my wife.
Yuyu: Well, okay, what about Sister Ling?
Ling Qiufan: ...
Yuyu: ...
Crowd: ...
Yuyu: Well then, let’s skip this question for now.Next question.
Ling Qiufan: ... the whole world.
Yuyu: Huh?
At this moment, the dangerous general who felt like he was in a dream:? ? ?
Ling Qiufan: (glances at Wei Yueyan) Didn't you mean to take me to see the beauty of the world?Forgot so quickly.
Qu Quan: It seems not sincere.
Wei Yueyan: ...
Yuyu: ...
Crowd: ...
[Okay, because General Wei lost control again and ran after Qu Dashang Shuman, the scene fell into chaos for a while.The show was forced to stop filming, and we will see you next time...... I don't know if there will be a next time for this broken show. SO desperate. 】