I'm speechless! You want me to drive a baby stroller on the highway to survive?

Chapter 124 Wang Qiao's Psychological Breakdown

Xiao Liu eagerly stood behind Lu Youyou, but after being kicked by Wang Qiao, he stood ten meters away with a pitiful expression as he introduced himself.

"The one with the buzz cut is Jiang Chao, the leader of the Blood Shadow Gang, and the one with the fringe is Shen Taiyang, the second-in-command of the Blood Shadow Gang."

"6666?"

With his bangs framing his face, Shen Taiyang raised his watch, which displayed photos sent by members of the Blood Shadow Gang.

Although the woman was darker and stronger than before, he still recognized the bald man as player 6666 at a glance.

"Seeing is believing, Sister 66 is indeed androgynous."

Shen Taiyang spoke in a flippant tone, his eyes roaming freely over Lu Youyou. He clicked his tongue and said, "Boring, dry and lifeless. Not as pretty as the one with curly hair."

Meeting Wang Qiao's cold gaze, Shen Taiyang didn't care. He tilted his head slightly and narrowed his eyes.

"Oh my, I like you more and more. You with curly hair, what's your name? Come with me, and I'll make you live a life of luxury. All you have to do is serve me three times a day."

Wang Qiao suddenly raised her hand and threw a bomb into the crowd, accompanied by the words "I'll call you grandma," and it exploded with a bang.

Flames filled the sky.

Seeing this, Lu Youyou wrapped the exploding beads in rubber bands and shot them at the Blood Shadow Gang members who had escaped.

She had a good aim, and the slingshot was modified to have a light draw weight.

With a slight pull back, the exploding bead can pierce through the first person's body and explode on the second person.

"boom!"

"boom!"

The sounds of explosions and the growing flames were incessant.

Within minutes, the Blood Shadow Gang members' vehicle was completely destroyed, resulting in numerous casualties.

Not a single member of the Blood Shadow Gang was standing.

"Um... well, a few shields appeared in the firelight just now, and Jiang Chao, Shen Taiyang, and a few others ran away."

Xiao Liu scratched his head, his eyes darting back and forth between Lu Youyou and Wang Qiao.

He had been taught by his etiquette teacher that when communicating with someone, you should look them in the eye.

But...

The one with curly hair clearly doesn't like me; staring at her might get me punched.

The bald guy attracted the Blood Shadow Gang by doing so, and there's a high chance he'll get beaten up if he keeps staring at her.

Then he could only look around vaguely, as if he wasn't really looking.

"What are you looking at? If you don't want your eyes, I'll gouge them out for you."

With a casual remark from Wang Qiao, Xiao Liu dared not move.

He crouched on the ground, burying his face in his hands: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have caused you all this trouble, but I really want to talk to my older brother..."

Remembering that Shen Taiyang had just called the bald woman "Sister 66," Xiao Liu quickly changed his tune: "I really want to hang out with Sister 66."

"The Blood Shadow Gang is no place for humans. I don't have much strength on my own, so I just want to find a new big brother... Sister, please, Sister 66, please take me in."

Wang Qiao, with an expression of anticipation, crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow at Lu Youyou.

Lu Youyou firmly stated, "I still maintain that we only made a deal. I only want that recording. If you had told me earlier that the consequence of the deal was that you would become a clingy pest, I wouldn't have made the deal with you in the first place."

"Waaaaah!" Xiao Liu suddenly went berserk, interrupting Lu Youyou's speech, and then knelt on the ground to apologize: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to interrupt you."

Lu Youyou: ……

The two stared at each other for almost a minute before Lu Youyou rolled her eyes.

"So you interrupted me and didn't say anything yourself?"

Xiao Liu shakily took out a stack of cards, but before Lu Youyou could see what was written on them, he put them back in his backpack.

"Big sister, these are all teleportation cards I've saved. No matter where you run, I'll follow you. I'm determined to be your little brother."

Just as Lu Youyou was about to speak, Wang Qiao suddenly said, "Sure, but only if you become a eunuch."

Xiao Liu stiffly turned his head, met Wang Qiao's cold gaze, shivered, and then lowered his head to look at his underling.

"..."

He moved his lips, but didn't say anything.

He moved his lips again, trying to negotiate: "Could it be..."

Before he could finish speaking, Wang Qiao interrupted him: "No, our gang only accepts women. Even eunuchs are considered exceptions."

Xiao Liu suddenly stood up, changed his kneeling position, and shouted in a trembling, long voice.

"Ah——~"

"Mom and Dad, your son can't—no, your daughter can't carry on your family line. I'm so sorry... Um, I don't think I've done anything to wrong you. Shouldn't they respect my right to choose?"

"Right, the phrase they said most often when they were alive was 'support me,' so if I want to become a eunuch, they'll probably support me too, right?"

……

For as long as Xiao Liu talked to himself, Lu Youyou and Wang Qiao listened.

The torment was no less than when Tang Sanzang recited the Tightening-Headband Mantra for Sun Wukong.

But neither of them left.

Lu Youyou nudged Wang Qiao's arm and whispered, "When are we leaving?"

Wang Qiao leaned close to Lu Youyou's ear and said, "Wait a little longer, I want to see if he can really bear to part with that little thing."

Caught off guard by the last two words, Lu Youyou's expression cracked for a second before she regained her composure.

"So he's really willing to do it, and our gang is going to add more members?"

"Don't worry, no man would be willing to give up that thing. Keep reading."

Lu Youyou stared at Xiao Liu's back.

Suddenly, the flute began to flow.

He turned around, tears streaming down his face.

"Ladies, are you sure you'll take me in if I become a eunuch? You can't lie to me, waaaaaah~"

"Hey, why don't you..."

Before Lu Youyou could finish speaking, Wang Qiao covered her mouth.

"Shh—Youyou, don't speak."

Lu Youyou blinked, indicating that she understood, before Wang Qiao let her go.

"Um...who's in charge here?" Xiao Liu asked.

Lu Youyou pointed at Wang Qiao, and Wang Qiao pointed at Lu Youyou.

This made Xiao Liu, who was already somewhat confused, even more bewildered.

He couldn't help but wonder if the decision he was about to make was the right one.

This gang doesn't seem to be strictly managed. With two people acting as gang leaders, aren't they afraid of disagreements?

"What are you muttering to yourself about? Have you made up your mind yet? My barbecue is all burnt. If you have nothing else to do, you'd better get out of here."

Wang Qiao's urging could be heard in my ears, and the aroma of roasted meat filled my nostrils.

Xiao Liu's nose twitched. Having made up his mind, he shouted, "I want to join a gang!"

Clench both hands into fists and slam them down hard.

He was prepared to become a eunuch, but found himself frozen in place, stuck in a ridiculous pose.

Only the eyeballs could move.

Xiao Liu looked at Lu Youyou with a puzzled expression. When he saw Lu Youyou looking at Wang Qiao, he also looked at Wang Qiao.

"You really don't care about this little thing."

Upon hearing Wang Qiao's words, Lu Youyou and Xiao Liu both felt their vision go black.

Help! Who understands the contrast between a stunningly beautiful woman constantly using those two words?

Ignoring everyone else's reactions, Wang Qiao stepped forward and put on a pair of cotton gloves.

After thinking about it, I put on another layer of oven mitts.

He nodded in satisfaction.

Then he forcefully pried Xiao Liu's arm and changed direction, so that he wouldn't really become a eunuch once the immobilization card expired.

After all, her words are destined to be meaningless.

Even if Xiao Liu becomes a eunuch, she doesn't want him to join a gang.

Wang Qiao threw both gloves on the spot and stuffed a vehicle shrinking bubble into Lu Youyou's hand.

"Shrink your car and come to my car. I'm in a bad mood and want to talk to you."

Lu Youyou did as instructed, taking her miniature RV onto Wang Qiao's truck.

"Youyou, am I in love with men? Or am I a saint? Otherwise, why didn't I kill Xiao Liu?"

Wang Qiao's pained face showed a hint of confusion: "Youyou, I don't understand my own heart anymore. I seem to have forgotten the vow I made back then."

"I can't castrate all the men in the world, and I can't even castrate all the men I've met—Zhang Weimin, Xiao Liu…"