I'm speechless! You want me to drive a baby stroller on the highway to survive?

Chapter 212 Assessment Standards



Chapter 212 Assessment Standards

“We’re not that stupid, we won’t kill you with our own hands,” Lu Youyou smiled. “But we can use you as a shield.”

"You may not know this, but many people want to kill me. And I just happen to lack a shield. You are lucky to have appeared when I was lacking something."

"No! Please! Please, please..."

The girl was already terrified, and with Lu Youyou's words fueling her imagination, she couldn't hold back any longer: "I have a net! I'll give it to you, just let me go!"

"No! I can't give it to her!" the man shouted. "If you give it to her, what will I use?!"

The girl retorted loudly, "Shut up! It's all your fault! You said everyone would change at the same time, and you even made me, a little chick, lead the way to boost our popularity. You're all cowardly cowards!"

Snapped!

Wang Qiao slapped the man: "I didn't realize you were so capable?"

"You!" The man's eyes widened as he met Wang Qiao's icy gaze. He muttered, "A good man doesn't argue with a woman," and lowered his head.

Seeing this, the girl lost all hope of escaping by relying on a man.

Her tone became even more resolute: "Ladies, I only have two capture nets. I'll give one to each of you. Please forgive me! I promise I'll never use these underhanded tricks with them again!"

“Sure.” Lu Youyou was about to reach out when she suddenly remembered the poisonous doll on her body.

The doll was bitten by Xiao Hei and has become infected. If it gets within half a meter of someone who hasn't been injected with antibodies, that person will become a new infected person.

If she gets infected and dies as a result, Lu Youyou will lose three points, which would be a huge loss.

Thinking of this, she took off the poisonous doll, put it in a compartment of her backpack for safekeeping, and only then dared to approach: "Take it out."

The girl dropped the net on the ground. Lu Youyou picked it up, gave one to Wang Qiao, and kept one for herself.

"You can go now," Lu Youyou said.

The girl drove away in her beat-up car, not even glancing at the disheveled man on the ground.

Wang Qiao laughed sarcastically: "You let the chick's girlfriend come to the eagle to test his identity, didn't you? You've gone too far. Your girlfriend doesn't want you anymore."

"Hmph, shameless bitch! You said you'd give me everything, and now you're scared! I don't believe you'd really dare to kill me!"

Men are stubborn and unwilling to spend money to save their lives, which makes them really difficult to deal with.

Lu Youyou glanced at Wang Qiao subtly. Was she really going to bring the man into the car to use as a shield?

Frustrated, Wang Qiao closed her eyes, hardened her heart, folded a piece of cloth into a long strip to use as a rope, tied the man up, and dragged him onto her truck.

No matter how assertive Wang Qiao appears, her current status as a "chicken" means she's still not safe being alone with the "eagle man."

Fearing something might happen, Lu Youyou followed Wang Qiao into the car.

"Hehe, women just know how to enjoy life, unlike us men, who are born to suffer. No air conditioning, no fireplace... um, yue—"

Lu Youyou found him annoying, so she stuffed a rag ball into his mouth, and the world became much quieter.

Together with Wang Qiao, she dragged the man onto the roof of the car.

The cold wind howled, and the man shivered as he protested, "Waaaaah!"

"Weren't you born destined to suffer? This is what I call respecting one's destiny. Just enjoy your suffering."

Wang Qiao slapped the man's face with a dagger, her disdainful gaze deeply wounding the man's heart.

He wanted to say something, but because the cloth ball was stuffed in his mouth, he could only make muffled noises, which were annoying.

"Youyou, let's go downstairs and warm up."

"Walk."

Inside the carriage, the two of them simultaneously exhaled a breath of stale air.

"Why can't I kill someone?"

"What's the point of this game anyway?"

The first sentence was said by Wang Qiao, and the second sentence was asked by Lu Youyou.

The two exchanged a glance and sighed again.

"Are you really going to bring that man along?"

"Let's find a chance to get rid of it. This thing is impervious to both soft and hard tactics. We can't really kill it; I don't have three points to deduct." Wang Qiao said helplessly.

This made her, who had always been wealthy, feel a sense of inadequacy for the first time, unable to afford certain things.

"How about... severely injuring him? Let him suffer a fate worse than death, and get his revenge."

Wang Qiao suddenly laughed out loud: "You think so too? I didn't say it just now because I was afraid you would think I was malicious."

Lu Youyou disagreed, saying, "We are not malicious. Just because we are strong and unharmed doesn't mean we can ignore the fact that this man wanted to hurt us."

“There’s no such thing as re-sentencing for attempted assault here. There are no laws here. Might makes the rules, and we just happen to be stronger than him.”

After Lu Youyou finished speaking, she smiled at Wang Qiao and asked, "Right?"

“Yes.” Wang Qiao affirmed, “You should go back to your car first. My methods are a bit bloody, and I’m afraid they might scare you.”

I'm worried.

"Shh—don't tell him. He doesn't know who I am, and I won't give him a chance. Have you forgotten Mengmeng? It can force people to sleep. If it's discovered, it'll put him to sleep instantly."

Lu Youyou looked at the little snake coiled on Wang Qiao's wrist, and Mengmeng was winking at her.

Perhaps it was a case of loving the house because of the dog, but Lu Youyou, who was usually indifferent to snakes, found Mengmeng cute even without fur.

She tentatively touched Mengmeng's cool little head, then left with a smile.

On the way back to the RV, Lu Youyou heard the man's heart-wrenching cries of pain, mixed with vicious curses, followed by an even more pitiful pleas for mercy.

She curled the corners of her mouth into a smile. It seemed that Wang Qiao was really angry. As soon as she left, Wang Qiao couldn't help but vent his anger.

Back in the car, seeing the three worried faces, Lu Youyou comforted them, "It's okay, we'll be fine, don't worry."

Little Black wagged its tail anxiously: "But I smell so many people's scents."

Lu Youyou didn't want to pass on her negative emotions to the three little ones, so she maintained her smile: "It's okay, don't worry, I'll find a way."

"We must trust our master. Little Black, stop walking around like that, you're making me dizzy," Little Crow complained.

“Master is definitely the most powerful!” Da Rui stared at Lu Youyou with starry eyes.

Lu Youyou smiled at them, pushed open the door to the folding bedroom, and the smile on her lips could no longer be maintained.

What a bunch of bastards! They were secretly watching her, deliberately staying outside the range that the navigation system could detect.

She never intentionally harms anyone, yet they actually treat her like an easy target and bully her?

If they really gang up on her, she'll drag those bad guys down with her even if it means her death!

hum~

The vibration of her watch interrupted Lu Youyou's thoughts, and she looked down at it.

[Honey Badger Warrior: Thanks to you guys going to the dungeon, we monsters can finally take a break. Remember to use your summoning card if you encounter any danger, otherwise I won't be able to get into the dungeon.]

Upon seeing the name "Honey Badger Warrior," Lu Youyou felt a sense of unease.

Since the Honey Badger Warrior was once a human, it must have participated in dungeon games before, so would there be a speedrun guide for it?

[Lu Youyou: Do you know the chase game? It's also known as Eagle Catches Chickens.]

[Honey Badger Warrior: The dungeon where only the eagle form grants bonus points and you can't kill anyone?]

[Lu Youyou: Yes, yes, yes, yes!]

[Honey Badger Warrior: I was incredibly lucky back then, always ending up as an eagle, never a chick, and surviving to the end unscathed. What are you?]

[Lu Youyou: I'm a chick.]

[Honey Badger Warrior: ...You're so unlucky, but there's something you can do. It's like an exam; each level has its own standards. You have to understand the master's intentions. The master doesn't like cowards.]

[Honey Badger Warrior: That's all I can say, otherwise I'll be breaking the rules. Good luck, I look forward to hearing good news from you.]


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