Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Chapter 1253: Treasure vs. Old Lady Fan

Old Lady Fan's harsh and sharp eyes swept from the treasure's dense black sea urchin hair to its fair and tender skin...

To be honest, it is even whiter than the one I saw in the photo that day. It has a healthy pink tint to it and is so tender that you can’t wait to take a bite to satisfy your craving.

Especially those big watery eyes, sparkling with cleverness, are particularly moving.

This little girl is really pretty.

That hand covering the nose is just unpleasant to the eye no matter how I look at it.

Old Lady Fan aimed her gun at the treasure again: "What are you hiding, little thing? The fruits, vegetables, and rice you eat, which one is not made from manure?"

If she said she couldn't stand it, then her daughter couldn't stand it even more! Shen Xi stepped back a few steps: "Stop pretending, the cotton stuffed in your nostrils is showing."

Why are you pretending?

What? Mrs. Fan was shocked and reached out to touch it. Hey! It was not exposed at all!

This little bitch, she lied to her!

Shen Xi rolled her eyes at her on the spot. She had heard Fan Like complain a long time ago that after Mrs. Fan separated from the old man, she lived in this suburban villa and wanted to imitate Mr. Tao's elegance, but she only learned his lush grass and sparse bean sprouts.

I don't know what kind of black hand Grandma Fan has. Whatever she plants dies, and whatever dies, she plants again. She has been tormenting a large number of crops for decades, and batch after batch of them have died. She is an expert in killing people and is quite cruel.

But, no matter how crazy you are, you wouldn't grow vegetables and water them with manure in your own yard. Isn't that just being mean to yourself?

Others are taking revenge on society, but she is making things difficult for herself...

Shen Xi really wanted to learn from Chen Chuan and be more venomous. If Chen Chuan faced off against Old Lady Fan, who would be more venomous? Hmm...

Grandma Fan was about to scold Shen Xi, but Caibao suddenly spoke up: "Grandma, you can't poop on the floor."

What? Mrs. Fan was stunned.

Caibao pinched his nose with both hands, opened his little mouth and said, "Stinky, you are unhygienic, no one will play with you."

She put her index finger on her cheek and scratched it: "Shame on you, you're still pooping at this age, you're not obedient, I'll spank you."

Caibao reached out and slapped his own buttocks twice: "Hit me like this."

Old Mrs. Fan was stunned. Was she being laughed at by a little kid in diapers?

She frowned and put on her most ferocious face: "You are just a little girl, what do you know?"

"No 'bah, bah, bah', no pooping, no swearing, no violence. Bao Ke knows it all." Cai Bao leaned forward and scratched his face a few times: "Grandma doesn't understand! She doesn't understand!"

This girl is too sharp-tongued! Is she still a two-year-old girl?

The little poems came one after another, choking Old Mrs. Fan.

She narrowed her eyes and said, "You are so rude and disrespectful to the elderly, be careful that your parents will not want you!!"

So vicious.

Just as Shen Xi was about to scold her, Caibao spoke first: "I am Daddy's sweetheart!"

Children who grow up in love are not afraid of such words.

She opened her mouth and fought back: "Your parents don't want you! Because you poop everywhere! You are the grandmother of poop! Lululu... No one likes you..."

“No one likes it, no one likes it…”

Caibao actually started singing. After Shen Xi listened to a few sentences, he realized that she was singing in the same tune as the Yungong Xunyin...

The more she sang, the darker Mrs. Fan's face became.

The child's unintentional words hit exactly the spot that made Mrs. Fan most uncomfortable.

Caibao hadn't sung a few lines when Old Lady Fan threw down her dung shovel and left in anger.

Caibao didn't let her go. He twisted his body and got down to the ground, then chased her and continued singing: "No one likes... No one likes..."

Old Mrs. Fan almost jumped up!

Shen Xi held back his laughter. This kid was definitely the type who would beat a drowning dog, and he even chased after the boy to beat him.

Uh... describing Mrs. Fan as a drowned dog is really unfair...

But, who cares!

"Okay, okay, Baoer, that's enough. Let's not chase him anymore." Shen Xi quickly hugged her daughter back. There really was a daddy over there, she saw it all.

Caibao smiled and said, "Oh, why did grandma leave?"

"You guy." Shen Xi tapped her nose. How mischievous.

Suddenly, Deng Wenjun poked her head out from the other side of the gate and waved to Shen Xi fiercely: "Xiaoxi, here, here...quick!"

Eh, it's like an underground work joint.

Shen Xi thought about the stack of money that Lao Fan had thrown at her, and ran over with the child in his arms.

Of course, cover your nose.

As soon as they entered, Deng Wenjun quickly closed the door, and then the three of them leaned against the door at the same time and breathed a sigh of relief.

Caibao sighed: "It stinks."

The baby is fumigated.

Deng Wenjun was amused by Caibao's little adult behavior. Thinking of how she had ridiculed the old lady and made her run away, Deng Wenjun wanted to give Sister Caibao a thumbs up.

How difficult it is! Even an old lady can’t do it sometimes, and she still can’t do it better than a baby.

I don’t know what Old Mrs. Fan was thinking, she actually did this.

It's like killing one hundred enemies but losing one hundred thousand of your own.

After they left, could she just throw away this stinky yard or something? She was too old to think this way.

Deng Wenjun said to Shen Xi with full apology: "Just now, grandma sent someone to watch over me and didn't let me go out. I'm sorry, Xiaoxi..."

"It's okay. Anyway, your grandma didn't get any advantage from us."

Not only did she not get what she wanted, but she also suffered a great loss. She was angered by Caibao and ran away. The most important thing was... Caibao called her grandma, a living person. Caibao was of the same generation as Fan Like and Deng Wenjun...

It’s not in vain that they always call each other Sister Caibao taller and Sister Caibao shorter.

"I don't know what she was thinking. She said she wanted to give you a warning." The vegetables in the yard were obviously not watered with manure, but I don't know where she got some manure from.

In today's society, finding manure is harder than finding gold.

After all, there are gold shops but no feces shops, and dry toilets are basically extinct here.

Shen Xi waved his hands, attributing it to the old man's strange temper, and was too lazy to delve into it further.

Anyway, she would have nothing to do with Old Lady Fan in the future, and besides, it was clearly Caibao who won just now.

Old Lady Fan was so angry that she ran away after being mocked. Although it was a bit disrespectful to the elders, what a coincidence that in Shen Xi's eyes, there was no age difference. He only thought, "If you respect me one foot, I will respect you one foot too." The main point is - don't suffer any loss!

Xiao Caibao perfectly inherited the good genes of his parents.

Shen Xi thought of Zhuang Bao who was feeling unwell, and quickly said, "Oh, take me to see Zhuang Bao first. Is he okay?"

Speaking of this, Deng Wenjun was filled with anger: "It's okay, Mrs. Zhang will help me get rid of the anger, and I'll be fine."

As she led Shen Xi and the others upstairs, she complained, "How could there be someone as stupid as Fan Like? He fed his son a lot of air. It would be strange if he didn't make a fuss."

"Now whenever I think about it, I get so angry that my chest hurts." She said gritting her teeth, holding her chest.