frightfiction Chapter 1707 Old Fan has an idea
Chapter 1707 Old Fan has an idea
What a paralytic, what an old bastard, what an old turtle, what a fool. Little Gray Gray just opens his mouth and attacks. It's just a bird, how much moral sense do you expect it to have?
From then on, Qiao Yu's house became Mr. Xi's forbidden place, and he never wanted to come here again in his life.
If you want a grandson, have him brought back to the old house so he can see him. It's not decent to be scolded by a bird at your age and not be able to scold it.
No one can do anything about Xiao Huihui. They can’t scold him or beat him. He has a very bad temper and will be scolded even if you don’t provoke him.
When he met Caibao for the first time, the guy was very excited. He was tired of being scolded by all the other people, and finally there was a newcomer. He chased Caibao and scolded him, and then... he was beaten up, all his hair was plucked out, and he was humiliated, so he became obedient.
It was the first parrot in Qiao Yu's family to be beaten and stripped naked.
Nothing that came after was as tragic as this.
But it was also the one that surrendered the fastest. However, even after surrendering, Caibao still insisted on stripping it naked, which shows its ability to attract hatred.
From then on, whenever Xiao Huihui saw treasure, he would try to please it without any limit.
That guy was fawning, trying to please everyone, saying all kinds of sweet things, and he would say anything disgusting. He would just keep saying nice things as if they were nothing.
It wasn't until then that everyone in the Xi family, including the bird trainer, realized that this bird could actually say nice things!
Smart birds enjoy the world first. Because Little Gray is smart and knows how to please, Sister Caibao likes it the most among a group of parrots, and it has the best relationship with Sister Caibao.
The most speechless thing is that it is actually a traitor among parrots and it will betray other birds.
Every time Sister Caibao goes there, it would complain about who said bad things about Sister Caibao, who scolded her, and that guy would spread rumors from time to time, just like a spirit.
So, Wenying was lucky that she knelt down quickly this time, otherwise, she would not have been chased and scolded by Xiao Huihui and cried.
And you will be bombarded with dirty words, which will make you feel so embarrassed.
Didn’t you see that Caibao stopped for a while just now? Xiao Huihui has already started scolding her from her dreadlocks to her small feet that wear size 35 shoes. The scolding is so ugly that he adds greetings to her female relatives in every sentence. Oh, and the male relatives are not spared either.
It can also grow flowers like chrysanthemums.
Auntie knows too much, there’s really nothing I can do about it.
The whole audience was shocked today. Humans were shocked by a bird.
Wen Yu was awakened by his sister's repeated surrender and quickly poked the manager: "Go and announce it."
"Oh...oh oh oh..." The manager also woke up as if from a dream, wiped the sweat from his sweat and stepped forward: "Sister Caibao wins this battle."
The parrot turned around and yelled at the manager: "What's your business? You four-eyed frog, you're talking too much. Is that too much? Get the hell out of here! Is there something wrong? If not, go visit your family's graves..."
Blah blah blah, well, this is an indiscriminate attack.
Amidst Xiao Huihui's exploding curses, Wen Ying was so shocked that her mouth opened and she forgot to close it. Fortunately, she knelt down quickly, otherwise, her whole family would have suffered, and Wen Yu would probably have been fucked by that bird countless times.
Wen Yu quickly said to Cai Bao, "Little girl, we have already admitted defeat. Let your bird go and stop scolding."
Stop scolding, stop scolding, really stop scolding. If you continue scolding, he is worried that his sister will jump off the building.
Really, I have never heard of such a swearing bird since I grew up.
Is it a little too capable for a bird? Or a little too bad-tempered?
He scolds everyone he catches, and even any passing dog will be slapped in the face, and then be scolded again.
His head was buzzing, but he didn't dare go up and say anything, for fear that the bird would turn its gun around and scold him again.
Caibao spread his hands and said, "Ah, there's really nothing I can do about you, Xiao Huihui."
Little Huihui was cursing with saliva flying everywhere, and was in great excitement, but suddenly he stepped on the brakes and stopped talking.
Then he flapped his wings towards Caibao and said, "Hail, Sister Caibao! Sister Caibao is the most beautiful and lovely one in the world."
The face changes so quickly and the voice changes so smoothly.
Everyone:...
Damn, this is the first time in my life that I’ve seen a bird that is arrogant at first but respectful later. If I tell this to others, who would believe me?
You have to believe it even if you don't, because it won.
Best of three games, just like Sister Caibao said, there is no need for a third game, the winner is decided in two games.
Wen Ying lost miserably. Not to mention three games, she was basically just there to deliver food, and she even brought corn with her.
Holding the corn with a head full of bumps and two large bald spots, she was taken away by her brother in a daze.
I don’t know if the corn’s head that was bitten bald can grow back?
She had originally planned to make a grand comeback today to get back at her former self, but who would have thought that the blow would be even more severe.
Sister Caibao didn't even take action herself, she just sent a goose and a bird, and she achieved an overwhelming victory.
Zhu Xiaochao slapped his thigh in regret: "I forgot to start the second game."
Fan Like rolled his eyes: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
With the first game under their belt, people weren't going to place bets lightly. Plus, they had a bird that dominated the entire field right from the start...
Although the man and the bird were arguing with each other, any normal person would know which person to choose, not to mention that Wen Ying's battle record was available for inspection.
However, the situation was too strange, so everyone... didn't dare to act rashly.
Anyway, if it were Fan Like, he would definitely win by betting on the bird.
"Oh my god, I'm going to ask Qiao Yu if she's willing to sell Xiao Huihui to me..."
Before he could finish his words, Xiao Huihui got angry again: "Sell your mother X, I sell you a stupid der, do you want it? You stupid X, I'm going to NMB..."
A sentence with the letter B in it is extremely dirty.
Zhu Xiaochao was quick to cover the cage with a black cloth. The next second, the world was quiet.
Finally I know why there is a black cloth covering the cage. It turns out that it is not to prevent Little Gray from getting frightened in unfamiliar places, but to prevent it from scaring others.
Fan Like wiped the sweat off his forehead and whispered to Shen Xi, "Sister Xi, this is the first time in my life I've been scared by a bird's scolding."
Who isn't?
Shen Xi also secretly wiped her sweat. If she faced Xiao Huihui, she felt that there was no other way to defeat it except to break its neck.
This bird's cursing skills should be unmatched in the world. It can even bend steel and then straighten it, right?
She suspected that Qiao Yu kept it just to speak for her...
This parrot is so fierce.
Fan Like pounded his hands excitedly: "No, I have to find Qiao Yu. I like it so much, I want to buy it."
This parrot has Fan Like's name engraved on its forehead, so it should have the surname Fan and be called Fan Huihui.
Just think about it, if he could get Little Gray, he could take it out with him and let it scold anyone it displeases him! That guy is so arrogant, who would dare to call him stupid?
Especially when I bring it back to the Fan family, I can scold those people in the Fan family who have ulterior motives so badly that they can't even raise their heads.
The more I think about this scene, the more exciting it becomes. It’s so exciting.
If he could still curse at Grandpa Fan a few more times, ah, I don’t know, Grandma Fan would even cry because of it…
Fan Like was so happy that he almost jumped up. No, he had to get Xiao Huihui!