frightfiction Chapter 107 Is it my turn tonight?
Chapter 107 Is it my turn tonight?
(I don’t know if you like reading couplets, but I mainly want to have some fun. After all, it’s the Chinese New Year, and everyone is having fun. Of course, I found them online, and it’s pretty cool.)
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"Huh? Three minutes? I've already thought of it."
"First couplet: Eating, drinking and having fun are getting thinner day by day."
"Second line: Get rich in one day without working."
"Hengpi: You rely on your face to make a living!"
Liu Guang said, speaking out the couplets found on the couplet generation tool!
However, after she said this couplet, everyone present was silent for a moment.
"Huh? This couplet should be okay, right?"
Liu Guang saw that the host was silent and took the initiative to ask.
"Uh? It's true! Then let's move on to the next question!"
As the host spoke, he took out the small card hidden in his sleeve and took a look at it. What was written on the small card was the couplet.
As for the couplet on this little card, the standard answer should be: eat, drink and have fun and lose weight day by day, get rich overnight and make money day by day, horizontal comment: winner in life.
However, the second couplet and horizontal batch mentioned by the girl in front of me are correct, even very close, but what is going on that is a little weird inexplicably?
Moderator: "Next question, the first couplet is that heaven increases and people gain weight over time!"
Liu Guang: "Second line: Spring is coming, the world is full of pigs, and the comment is: It's time to lose weight!"
host:......
Host: "The next question, make it more difficult! First couplet: morning, middle and evening, sooner or later you will win!"
Liu Guang: "Second line: Buy more, buy less, buy as much as you want! Horizontal batch: Xianzhou Welfare Lottery."
Host: "... Congratulations to this girl for answering three couplets correctly. Do you want to continue?"
Liu Guang: "Of course!"
Host: "First couplet: Boys, girls, poor scholars, life goes on forever,"
Liu Guang: "First love, passionate love, extramarital affairs, lingering in love! Hengbiao: There is no love in life!"
Host: How difficult is it for her?
Host: "The last couple! First couplet: The name of the person I love is destined to be married!"
Liu Guang: "Second line: Those who love me are miserable! Hengbiao: Life is miserable!"
Host: "Ahem! Congratulations on answering the five couplets correctly! You will receive 5,000 dynasties and a big tiger doll!"
"Okay! When will you pay?"
Liu Guang asked.
"Give it now! Give it now!"
As the host spoke, a money bag appeared in his hand and was handed to Liu Guang.
After Liu Guang reached out and took it, with a smile on his face, he said to the people in the audience: "Hey! I got the money! I'm in a good mood! Then let me tell you a joke!"
When Liu Guang finished speaking, the audience burst into applause.
Liu Guang: "A woman took her dog to the veterinarian."
The doctor said: "You are a poodle..."
"I'm sorry." The woman interrupted the doctor and said unhappily: "Please be respectful and don't call him 'dog'. He is my son."
The doctor had no choice but to make a mistake and said, "How old is your son? Puff, I'm asking how old your son is?"
The woman said arrogantly: "It's been 9 months."
The doctor asked again: "Excuse me, what is wrong with your son?"
Woman: "He has been in a bad mood recently and likes to bite people."
Doctor: "Has your son received the 'Kuaisan vaccine'?"
When Liu Guang finished speaking, the audience was completely silent.
But soon, someone reacted and a smile appeared on their face.
As for Liu Guang, he also walked off the stage with the reward at this time and sat back down next to Fu Xuan.
"Xiao Liuguang, you are really a genius."
Fu Xuan approached Liu Guang and said with a smile.
"I think so too!"
Liu Guang had no intention of being modest at all and admitted directly.
Jing Yuanyuan:......
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At midnight, Fu Xuan took Liu Guang and took the last Xingcha train back to Taibosi.
Well, the last class is actually not very rigorous. I can only say that after this time, there will be no one dedicated to driving Xingcha, but you can open it yourself!
"How about I take you to a movie tomorrow?"
Fu Xuan looked at Liu Guang and said.
"Huh? I'm afraid Fu Xuan you won't be able to get up tomorrow!"
Liu Guang said meaningfully.
"Huh? Can't you get up? I get up earlier than you every day!"
Fu Xuan looked at Liu Guang with a confused tone.
"Well... you ate me dry last night. Isn't it my turn to eat you dry tonight?"
Liu Guang looked at Fu Xuan and said matter-of-factly.
"Oh? Xiao Liuguang, you have a big appetite!"
"It's just that I won't be captured without any help? You have to show your strength to eat me up!"
Fu Xuan said with a evil smile.
"Huh? You're lying! I didn't resist last night! You're not allowed to resist either!"
Liu Guang put her hands on her hips, looking like I'm going to be angry if you don't agree!
"You don't want to resist? I haven't forgotten that someone cried and begged me to stop last night and grabbed my wrist with both hands, trying to stop me!"
"but......"
Before Fu Xuan finished speaking, her lips were blocked by glaze!
"Phew! Kiss you! Stop talking!"
Liu Guang took a deep breath and said with a slight blush on her cheeks.
"Ha! That's all! I will satisfy you just once tonight, right? But I will definitely be able to get up tomorrow morning!"
Fu Xuan said, rubbing Liu Guang's head lovingly.
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After returning home, Liu Guang couldn't wait to pull Fu Xuan into the bedroom, and then began to rummage through the boxes.
"Huh? Are you so impatient? I won't regret it!"
Fu Xuan looked at Liu Guang's eager look and said with a bit of laughter and tears.
"Humph! You don't understand! Just sit there and don't move! I will take off my clothes slowly in a while."
Liu Guang looked back at Fu Xuan and then said.
Fu Xuan:......
"Ahem! I haven't taken a shower yet. Besides, you also need to take a shower."
Fu Xuan said with a smirk on his lips.
Liu Guang:......
"How about? Take a shower first and then take a shower?"
Liu Guang asked.
"No, have you forgotten what Bai Lu said today...?"
Fu Xuan was blushing inexplicably as he spoke.
Fu Xuan felt ashamed when he thought of taking Liu Guang to see a doctor today and Bai Lu prescribing medicine while imparting certain knowledge to them in a serious manner!
As for Liu Guang, after being reminded by Fu Xuan, he naturally remembered the knowledge Bai Lu said.
Helpless, Liu Guang had to give up her plan to do things now.
After all, good health still comes first!
But, Bai Lu is worthy of being a doctor! You know so much!
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"You go and wash up first. I'll wait until you finish washing before going."
Fu Xuan looked at Liu Guang and said.
"Well, Fu Xuan, how about we... wash together?"
Liu Guang asked tentatively.
Mainly, this is also a task given by the system, and besides... she really wants to experience what it feels like for two people to take a bath?
It’s really just out of curiosity and wanting to experience it! It's definitely not because of perversion!
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Happy New Year everyone!
There has been quite a drop in reminders today. Are they all arranged to "work" by their parents?
If so, I will come and laugh, Jie Jie Jie.
Please generate electricity for love!