frightfiction Chapter 302: Snitching is shameful but it works!
Chapter 302: Snitching is shameful but it works!
The next day, it was nearly ten o'clock in the morning.
Fu Xuan was sleeping soundly with Liu Maomao in his arms.
However, she would soon be woken up by someone she couldn't afford.
"Crunch~."
The door was opened by Fu Mu, who slowly walked into the house with a smile on her face.
"Huh? Why is there only little Xuanzi on this bed? Where is my little Liuguang?"
Fu Mu murmured and walked to Fu Xuan's side.
"Xiao Xuanzi, Xiao Xuanzi, wake up, wake up, wake up!"
Fu Mu leaned into Fu Xuan's ear and whispered as if chanting a sutra.
Fu Xuan: ...This familiar feeling seems to be back to my childhood...
"Well...Mom~, I finally have a few days off, please let me sleep for a while~"
"I accompanied Liu Guang to set off fireworks last night, and we set off the fireworks very late."
After murmuring a few words coquettishly, Fu Xuan turned around with Liu Maomao in his arms, turned his back to his mother, and continued to sleep.
Talisman mother:......
"Your future wife is gone, are you not worried at all?"
Fu's mother asked.
Fu Xuan:......
Xiao Xuanzi fell asleep instantly without any response.
Talisman mother:......
"Your wife is missing."
Fu Mu leaned into Fu Xuan's ear and said.
"Hmm...um~...why did I lose my wife? Isn't Liu Guang in my arms?"
Fu Xuan replied half asleep.
Fumu:? ? ? where? Why didn't I see it?
"I'm afraid this is not a dream..."
Fu Mu thought like this, and called Fu Xuan a few more times, trying to wake him up. After all, if he didn't get up, it would be time to have lunch.
Besides, Xiao Liuguang was gone, how could she sleep?
However, after calling Fu Xuan several times in a row, Fu Xuan didn't move at all, and he didn't know whether it was intentional or not.
"Huh... Since you can't wake up no matter what, don't blame your mother for continuing to use the [gentle wake-up method] that she used when you were lying in bed when you were a child."
After Fu Mu said this, Fu Xuan still didn't move at all on the bed, as if he was sealed by the bed.
Talisman mother:......
In desperation, Mother Fu had no choice but to reach out and grab a corner of the quilt, and then lifted it up!
For a time, Fu Xuan's whole body was exposed to the cold air. In addition, when he went to bed at night, he only took off a single piece of clothing. Once the quilt was lifted, Fu Xuan had no sleep at all.
Fu Xuan felt the chill and couldn't help but shiver. However, this was not the end. Fu Mu's "gentle awakening method" was far more than that.
Fu Xuan just opened his eyes and was about to complain when there was a crisp "pop"! sounded right behind her.
"hiss......"
Fu Xuan, who was in pain, suddenly sobered up a lot, and then looked at Fu Mu with his resentful eyes.
"Excessive...excessive!"
Fu Xuan gently rubbed his vagina with one hand and kept mumbling.
However, Madam Fu's attention is not on her right now, so why should she care about what she is talking about?
At the same time, due to the quilt being lifted and the crisp "pop", Liu Maomao was successfully awakened and looked around with half-lidded eyes in confusion.
Well, depending on the situation, it's only half powered on.
"Huh? This is Xiao Liuguang's true form, right? This is too cute..."
Fu Mu said, reaching out and snatching Liu Maomao from Fu Xuan's arms.
Liu Maomao's brain is now stuck on startup and is temporarily stopped, so she has no reaction at all.
Fu Xuan:? ? ? no? It doesn't matter if you wake me up, it doesn't matter if you hit me, why did you take my wife away? ! The fur ball I used to warm my belly is gone! ! !
[Gentle wake-up method, I just experienced it the day before yesterday~, if nothing else, my mother is really good at it~, the intensity is just right, it is not nerve-wracking, because the hit is not on the head. 】
......
In fact, in terms of sleep time alone, Fu Xuan is already full.
It's just that I don't usually sleep in much. How can I stay in bed during this rare holiday?
Therefore, when Fu Xuan was forcibly turned on by Fu Mu, he did not feel sleepy, but was quite energetic.
"Hurry up and pack up. It will be noon if you don't get up."
After saying this, Mother Fu hugged Liu Maomao and prepared to leave.
When she reached the door, Fu Mu suddenly turned around and looked at Fu Xuan.
Fu Xuan thought that Fu's mother was preparing to give his wife back, but...
"By the way, Xiao Liuguang made you sobering tea last night. The bowl is still on the bedside table. I remembered to wash it."
After saying this, Fu Mu left Fu Xuan's room.
Fu Xuan:......
Looking at Fu Mu's leaving figure, the corners of Fu Xuan's mouth twitched fiercely.
Alas~, there is nothing I can do, who is my mother-in-law? What can I say?
After tidying up the messy bed, Fu Xuan went to the kitchen with the empty bowl on the bedside table.
As for Liu Guang, Fu Mu has now taken her to the master bedroom.
Madam Fu was sitting on the bed, holding Liu Maomao in her arms, and kept stroking Liu Maomao's head. It was obvious that she was an expert at petting cats.
Liu Guang, who had woken up, purred very cooperatively, and also rubbed Fu Mu's hand from time to time.
Hum, Liu Guang is a professional at pleasing her mother-in-law!
"Xiao Liuguang? Why do you look so fat in your real body? You are as round as a pot."
After Fu Mu rambled for a while, she suddenly asked seriously.
Liu Guang: ...it broke my heart.
Seeing Liu Guang's silence, Fu Mu couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.
"Haha... It seems that Fu Xuan is very good to you. At least he didn't bully you."
Fu Mu covered her mouth and chuckled.
Liu Guang: Does that mean you didn’t bully me? snort! I feel aggrieved in my heart! But I won’t say that!
"If Fu Xuan bullies you, just tell your mother and she will help you teach her a lesson!"
Fu Mu continued.
Upon hearing this, Liu Guang's eyes flashed with excitement!
"Meow? (Really?)"
Liu Guang asked.
Fu Mu was stunned for a moment. Although she couldn't understand what Liu Guang said, she could still understand the meaning after a little calculation.
"of course it's true."
Fu Mu nodded and said.
"Meow! (That's too much! Deduct my monthly payment, steal my snacks, force me to get up early... and more! That kind of thing... she won't let me do it at all ! )”
Liu Guang actually didn't think Mother Fu could understand what she was saying. After all, her current words were just meowing in the eyes of others.
However, the talisman who calculated the meaning of his words kept covering his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.
Fu's mother really didn't expect that Liu Guang would bring up such a thing and said that Fu Xuan wouldn't let her.
Fu's mother felt like a bright mirror, so how could Fu Xuan not let her go? It was clearly Xiao Liuguang who doted on Fu Xuan.
Fu Xuan obviously knew this, so he often bullied Liu Guang no matter what. This kind of appropriate teasing and small jokes only narrowed the distance between the two parties.
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