The daily life of the crew of "Beasts".

Chapter 204 The Mountain Gods

Inside the cave, the sleepy straw dog was awakened by the frantic shaking of the little mountain sparrow. He groggily opened his eyes and saw the sparrow standing on his stomach, looking somewhat excited.

"Get up, doggy! We'll take you to meet your colleagues!"

"Hmm... okay, little tit, you come down first, I'll get up right away..."

After a long and tiring ordeal, the straw dog finally managed to climb out of bed, yawning as it was pulled out of the cave. Along the way, the little sparrow enthusiastically recounted stories about its colleagues, even humming that it wanted to show off its mate in front of them.

The straw dog listened intently without realizing it, feeling both happy and a little embarrassed.

"I...I'm not that good, am I?"

"Meow~ It's all because those guys said I'm straight!" Little Sparrow said indignantly. "They said I'm destined to be a bachelor, and even if I get a girlfriend, it'll break up with her."

The straw dog slightly opened its mouth, feeling as if an arrow had struck its heart.

Seriously... such a straight man...

"Hmph! We're going to take the dog over to show them, so they'll know we can have such a great partner!" The little titmouse said angrily, then turned around. "Doggy, don't you think? Hey? Why are you blooming?"

The straw dog, with a large pink flower on its head, turned its head away shyly, "No, it's nothing."

Although he has a straight-man face, he's still very good.

The little tit scratched its head, puzzled.

……

The two beasts soon arrived at the film set. The antique-style deer-man shop stood in the center, with green tiles and carved wood, and the door curtains fluttering gently. However, the filming equipment set up nearby somewhat ruined the ancient atmosphere.

"Hey, here comes the little tit!"

As soon as the two beasts arrived, the mountain gods who had arrived earlier swarmed around them. The straw dog nervously hid behind the little sparrow, but its size made it even more conspicuous compared to the little sparrow.

"Is this the little tit's new mate? Why is it a dog?" The lead big-faced cat stepped forward and curiously examined the straw dog.

He is the chief mountain god of the Caiyun Mountains, a powerful and highly experienced figure. Such a vast area naturally cannot have only one mountain god, the Little Sparrow. The entire mountain range is divided into different mountain areas and peaks for management. However, the area under his jurisdiction has the most favorable environment but also the most troublesome aspects, as he has to interact with many divine beasts, some of which are ferocious.

"Hmph, what's wrong with a dog? Our dog is the best!" Little Sparrow puffed out its chest.

Dafa clicked his tongue and was about to say something when someone behind him made a sarcastic remark.

"Yes, Steward, at least Little Sparrow has one. You've been single for so many years, why don't you find us a steward's wife?"

"Who?!" Dafa turned around in surprise!

The mountain gods remained silent, none of them stepping forward to admit it. Da Fa's unfriendly gaze swept across the group of cats, but before he could find out who had insulted him, Puss in Boots beckoned him over from afar.

"Dafa, come here for a moment. I'll explain the play to you, and you can arrange the other mountain gods later."

The director called, and there was no time to continue searching. Da Fa glared at the mountain gods and turned to leave.

As soon as the manager left, the previously quiet group erupted into chaos, bombarding the little sparrow and the straw dog with a barrage of questions.

How did you two get together?

"Dog, you'd better be prepared, Little Tit is a straight man. A 24k titanium alloy steel straight man."

"It's so late at night, why don't you hurry up and introduce your wife?"

"If you break up with your boyfriend, come find me. I know a lot of handsome guys, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

"Get the hell out of here!!" The little titmouse couldn't stand the bastards' talk any longer and roared, "You all just want things to be good for us, don't you? And you too!"

He pointed at the guy who called him his nephew, "You calling me uncle doesn't make you our uncle! Do you want me to beat you all up?!"

After the little sparrow unleashed its fury, the mountain gods immediately backed down and came forward to apologize. This was the pinnacle of combat power in the mountain god realm, a fierce cat capable of taking on 100 at once; they dared not push it too far.

"Big... no! Brother Shan, calm down. It's just that you have a lot of work schedules and you're constantly changing places, so it's hard for a relationship to last." The mountain god, who was called Uncle, changed his expression in a second and politely offered a bag of catnip.

He was specifically singled out, so he'll definitely be the one who gets beaten the worst if a fight breaks out. At times like this, you have to be flexible and yielding; act submissive first, and you'll be the other person's uncle later.

"Hmph, you've got some sense. We'll let this go this time." Little Sparrow took the catnip; it was a hard currency in the cat world, and even he couldn't refuse it.

The restless mountain gods were subdued, and the straw dog finally had a chance to speak. He sensed something was off about the conversation he had just heard, and immediately asked the question that concerned him most, "Did the little sparrow have many lovers before? Did they all break up?"

“Of course.” Little Sparrow casually replied, tucking the catnip into her bosom. “I used to be very popular. Ya Ya from Ox Horn Mountain and Niu Niu from Strange Stone Mountain both dated me, but we broke up because of job transfers.”

"Yeah, Brother Xiaoshan is very capable at work and is often transferred to different positions. Even if they don't break up, it will still become a long-distance relationship," a certain mountain god interjected.

They broke up... Long-distance relationship...

The straw dog froze, its inner emotions churning.

“Let’s go, doggy, let’s…” Xiaoshan turned around, but before he could finish speaking, a red flame shone on his face!

"Doggy, why are you on fire again?! Don't burn it down, or we'll lose our sales figures!!"

On the other side, just as Puss in Boots and Daifa finished their conversation and walked over, flames suddenly erupted, burning fiercely like a giant torch! At the same time, there were screams and shouts of alarm!

"Aaaaaah! How come this dog is acting so naturally?!"

"Fire! Fire!"

"Ahhh! Where's the water?"

"That guy was so scared he leaked his spiritual energy!!"

Suddenly, a vibrant spiritual energy burst forth! The flowers and plants on the ground grew wildly, and the straw dog, which had been howling in agony at the center of the torch, suddenly felt something was wrong with its body. The next second, flowers bloomed! The flames, rising high and diagonally, shot straight into the sky!

"What are you doing?!" A sharp, explosive sound erupted from Daihatsu!

Puss in Boots seemed completely unfazed, even having the leisure to comfort him, saying, "It's nothing, just routine."

The blinding flames startled the entire film set, and a group of prepared staff rushed out with fire extinguishers. The ever-growing fire was quickly extinguished by the sprayed dry powder.

In addition, two white clouds drifted in from the sky. They were Xiaoyun and his body trembled, and a torrential rain poured down from their bodies. Under the double attack of rain and dry powder, the fire was extinguished in an instant, revealing the tattered straw dogs under their banner!

"help me……"

A barely audible groan escaped his lips, and Little Sparrow rushed over, "Doggy, are you alright, Doggy?"

Shortly after……

A straw dog lay on a pile of hay, its paws deftly weaving its body, while a little titmouse quietly crouched nearby.

A mountain god cautiously approached, glanced at the straw dog, and then quietly said to the little mountain sparrow, "Brother Little Mountain, everyone is looking for you. Can you come over for a moment?"

Upon hearing this, Little Sparrow stood up. "Doggy, hurry up! The director wants us to get ready as soon as possible so we can start filming."

"Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible!"

After giving instructions to its companion, the little titmouse followed the other person away. The two cats arrived at a corner of the film set, where all the mountain gods who had come today were gathered.

The mountain god, nicknamed Waigua, rushed up to them as soon as he saw them arrive. "Isn't that Brother Xiaoshan? Is that your girlfriend? Are you serious? I thought you'd be a burden to her, but it turns out you've found a troublemaker! Think twice, Brother Xiaoshan!"

state!

The little titmouse punched the other person on the head in annoyance, "How dare you talk like that? I'll beat you up!"

"Tsk tsk—! All you do is fight, can't you talk properly?!" Crooked Gourd bared his teeth, covered his head, and retreated.

Seeing this, the other mountain gods all tried to dissuade him.

"Brother Xiaoshan, setting fire to the mountain will land you in jail for life. If you leave this thing in the mountains, the area under your jurisdiction will be burned down sooner or later."

"Who do you call a piece of trash?!"

The little titmouse retorted without backing down, displaying the demeanor of a fiercely protective husband.

The mountain gods were speechless. Dafa gave him a deep look and said, "Fine, I can't persuade you with your stubborn temper. But if he sets the mountain on fire, you'll be responsible. Also, don't take him to other mountain provinces unless necessary."

Facing his boss, Little Sparrow's imposing manner instantly weakened. He grinned and said, "Um, can't you be a little more accommodating?"

"No." Dafa coldly and ruthlessly refused.

"Okay, she's our girlfriend. Now that we're dating, let's be men and take responsibility!"

……

After talking with his colleagues, Little Sparrow returned to Straw Dog's side. He was still working on his own body when he saw his partner return and asked curiously.

"What did you guys go off to talk about?"

"It's nothing. As for the dog, we'll have to live with it from now on and stay by its side all the time." The little titmouse hopped onto the haystack without a care in the world.

"Hey! We'll live together?!" The straw dog's paw trembled, and its newly woven body almost fell apart.

This is so sudden! This is so sudden! Are things progressing so fast between you and Little Sparrow? You're about to move in together!

"Why...why?" he heard himself ask, his voice trembling slightly, his heart pounding, and a surge of inexplicable excitement welling up inside him.

"Hey, Dafa said if the dog sets the mountain on fire, we'll take full responsibility. We just want to protect our performance record, right?"

The dog calmed down and gained a new understanding of his partner's straight-male nature.