frightfiction Chapter 250 "Ouch, my god, has our house been burglarized?"
Chapter 250 "Ouch, my god, has our house been burglarized?"
The old lady touched the big wood, her eyes narrowed into slits with a smile, "Oh, this wood is so good, it's just right for a coffin, old man, look at the high-quality yellow rosewood, it's enough for two pairs, Oops, huanghuali wood is worth everyone's money."
"No, coconut trees are very common here, such a good huanghuali wood can be counted in five palms," Jiang Minsheng was overjoyed, "Come, come, the third child goes to the utility room, you Take out my saw, I will show you a hand today and teach you well."
Jiang Ainong rubbed his hands, blushed and said, "Mom and Dad, brother prepared this for Mengmeng." It's not specially brought back to make coffin boards for you.
So if you dare to reveal it, I dare not look at it.
Besides, he holds a saw, what if the big brother comes back and troubles me?
Can you two help me carry the fist, or can you help me take the beating?
"Well, Mom and Dad, I have an interview, so I'll go back and pack my things first."
As soon as Jiang Ainong finished speaking, he turned around and ran away.
Old lady and old man:......
Is the relationship just wishful thinking of his old couple?
Jiang Mengmeng supported her short legs, and slowly clung to her big wood, her big grape-like eyes flickered, "Grandma, did daddy give this to me?"
The old lady curled her lips, "Isn't it for you? Your grandfather and I can't even scratch a hair."
It would be useless not to make coffins for our old couple with such good wood.
How can a little doll know what an adult is thinking.
She kept clapping her hands and yelled at her grandpa, "Grandpa, I want a wooden frame with a height of 5cm and a width of 3cm, with two small holes drilled in the middle."
Jiang Minsheng clutched his chest and his heart twitched, "Ah, it can't be done, grandpa's hands are cramped now, he can't do it, he can't do it."
The little hair on Jiang Mengmeng's head was up and down, with a confused look on her face, "Grandma~"
The old lady clutched her forehead, "Ah, my head hurts, my head hurts, I want to go back and lie down."
Jiang Mengmeng:......
Okay, in fact, Mengmeng can wait a little longer.
So we waited until it was getting dark.
Jiang Aiguo cheerfully came back from the theater with his wife in his arms.
"Daughter-in-law, don't tell me, the old drama here is better than our movie theater. What is that called? The spirit is always happy and exciting. In the first half, my eyes hurt, why is this acting so embarrassing?"
Baimei lightly pinched the child's father's waist, "Don't be a monster, you will never cherish it if you give it for free, and you will feel good only if you pay some money to see it."
Jiang Aiguo grinned, "I'm not talking to you."
Baimei rolled her eyes.
As soon as the couple got home, they saw the two elders squatting at the gate eagerly.
Jiang Aiguo covered his face, feeling a little guilty.
Dabao cocked his feet in the system to help Mengmeng analyze, "Mengmeng, I think your parents must have left you to live in a two-person world. As the old saying goes, good children are accidents, and parents are true love."
Jiang Mengmeng was aggrieved, "Which old saying is it?"
Dabao scratched his head, "Ah, it's about 30 to [-] years ahead of you."
Jiang Mengmeng:......
"Hey, parents, why don't you go in? Why are the lights still on?" Jiang Aiguo said with a smile.
The old lady snorted coldly, took Mengmeng's hand and ran inside.
"Hey, girl, dad is here." Jiang Aiguo waved at Mengmeng.
Jiang Mengmeng stopped walking, turned her little head, snorted coldly, and turned her head back arrogantly.
Hmph, you have been to the world of two, and you still don't allow me to have a little temper?
Jiang Aiguo scratched his head embarrassingly, and winked at his wife, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"
Baimei spread her hands and shrugged, "Don't ask me, I don't even know."
In the room, on the sofa.
"Hey, how about the wood of parents? Okay?" Jiang Aiguo tried to find a topic.
The old man, an illiterate old man who could not read, snorted coldly while holding a newspaper.
Jiang Aiguo touched his nose, hey, you look like an old man.
"Mom, I think the rest of this wood can be used as a small bench, what do you think?" Jiang Aiguo turned to please the old lady.
Is Xu Cuihua so flattering?
The old lady wrapped the ball of thread in her hand, turned her head and turned her back.
Jiang Aiguo:......
Well, if you can’t get the strategy here, then I’ll change it to a small ancestor strategy.
in the toilet.
"My daughter is squatting in the pit," Jiang Aiguo squatted at the door of the toilet, "Dad is talking to you."
Baimei:......What hobby?Is the toilet door very fragrant?
Jiang Mengmeng hummed and chirped but didn't answer.
Jiang Aiguo is gone.
Didn't you just go out to play?Why is one more difficult to coax than the other?
Old lady, does the old man need to be coaxed?That is, you can coax it with wood, okay?
Jiang Aiguo didn't know that there was something wrong with his opening method.
Mengmeng pouted her ass, grunted, shitted, washed her hands, and ran upstairs on her short legs.
Jiang Aiguo, who was squatting at the door of the toilet:......
So apart from asking about the smell, he squatted down lonely.
Hey, stop coaxing, who doesn't have a little temper?Wait until I'm done taking a shower.
Upstairs, "Mom, Mom, are you and Dad going to the theater today? Have you made an agreement with Dad? Can we go out to play more often in the future?" Jiang Mengmeng looked at Baimei with big expectant eyes.
Baimei stretched out her hand and rubbed her daughter's hairy head, "No!"
Obviously very gentle, but Mengmeng felt indifference.
Hmph, sure enough she is not her mother's own daughter.
Grandpa and grandma said it well, as expected she was picking up trash.
Dabao shook his feet in disapproval, "Mengmeng, now you can pick up garbage at the waste toll station and you can pick up treasures, and you can sell it for tens of thousands, tens of thousands or even tens of billions, so you just It’s not worth the money if you give it away for nothing.”
Jiang Mengmeng:?cell phone? ?
"What kind of phone is it? Is it a chicken in your hand?"
Dabao didn't feel guilty at all, "Yes, yes, with a chicken in your left hand and a duck in your right hand, it's a mobile phone in your hand."
Main system:........what the hell?What kind of artificial intelligence did he develop?It is obviously an artificial system with thousands of years of history and culture, why is the art of speaking so low?
At this moment, Dabao didn't know at all, just because of today's sentence, it added a lot of disasters to its future upgrades.
Early the next morning.
The happy old lady walked into the yard humming a little tune.
"Bang Dang!!!" (Pot dropped)
"Oh, my mother, has our house been burglarized?"
"Who is this who kills a thousand knives ~, he balds all my chickens!"