Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 1010 - 1076: Surname Huang, Given Name Gua

"So... should I call you husband or Brother Lin in the future?"Ning Qingyuan hesitated for a long time before speaking, her pretty face blushing deep red.

"Ahem, it's better if you just call me 'bro'."

"Bro..."

"What the heck, why does that sound so seductive?" Lin Hai complained.

Ning Qingyuan looked at Lin Hai with various grievances, wondering why the words from his mouth always had a hint of sleaziness.

Clearly, it was just calling someone 'bro,' yet with him, it somehow turned into some sort of indecent... moan?

"Brother Lin, we owe you a huge favor this time, and the Ning Family is bound by gratitude."

"It's not that big, maybe just a C cup at most," Lin Hai waved it off, showing he wasn't concerned.

"But this did cause you much trouble, especially considering your relationship with Cao Ziqing... as incompatible as fire and water."

"It's no big deal, do you think I won't leave any back-up plans when I do things?" Lin Hai blinked, his eyes sparkling with wisdom.

Ning Qingyuan was still worried, deciding that if Lin Hai ever faced any difficulties, she would definitely seek help from the patriarch with all her might.

...

After bidding farewell to Ning Qingyuan, Lin Hai hurriedly followed the phone instructions of his CEO wife and arrived at a small restaurant.

This was the foodie street, and though the restaurant was small, it was filled with local flavor snacks.

Actually, most wealthy people, after living a life of luxury gourmet foods, start to prefer these rustic and quaint dishes instead. Hang up an old brand plaque, and believe it or not, these wealthy folks eat this up.

Entering a small private room, everyone around the table was there.

"CEO, hey hey, sorry to keep everyone waiting."

Lin Hai greeted with a smile and sat down.

"Beast Lin, where did you run off to? Took so long?"

The CEO frowned, seemingly suspecting he was trying to dodge footing the bill for the treat.

"CEO, don't look at me like that, I was just helping a friend with a small favor," Lin Hai explained with a smile.

"Brother-in-law, hurry up and eat. I'm starving from waiting for you," Ruoshuang pouted with a complaint.

"Alright, let's eat."

Just as Lin Hai reached for his chopsticks, the CEO's voice echoed.

"Wait!"

"CEO, what now?" Lin Hai blinked his big puppy eyes.

"Why do you have the scent of girls' perfume on you?"

The CEO suspiciously stared at Lin Hai, her cute little nose twitching slightly as she sniffed.

Ruoshuang immediately leaned on brother-in-law's arm, sniffing intensely several times.

"Indeed, there's perfume scent." Someone reported sharply. Follow current novels on novel·fiɾe·net

"Uh... it's your noses that are committing a crime."

Lin Hai was speechless, forgetting he'd been in close contact with Miss Ning for too long and got the perfume on him.

"Speak understandably!"

The CEO's pretty face turned icy cold as she spoke word by word.

Lin Hai swallowed hard, feeling like the tiger was about to rage.

The other women also glanced at Lin Hai suspiciously, their eyes clearly suggesting he had probably been unfaithful.

"CEO, I'm innocent, I really was just helping a friend with a small issue, you know, my friend had a little quarrel with his girlfriend."

Taking a pause, Lin Hai added:

"Wife, look at my face recognition rate here, you know Yanjing girls wouldn't fancy me."

Ouyang Xiaoya rolled her eyes, is that degrading oneself?

Speaking of which, Yanjing girls do have a slightly higher gold-digging rate compared to other second- and third-tier cities.

"Your friend had an argument with his girlfriend? Needed you to mediate?" Ouyang Xiaoya was still skeptical.

Lin Hai nodded, pecking like a chicken.

"Seriously, my friend's quite unlucky, and you know, I've got a way with words, so I acted as the mediator."

"Under my mediation, they quickly dealt with the issue and ended up happily 'harmonious breakup'."

"..."

The ladies looked at Lin Hai, showcasing his "successful" achievement with eye rolls.

Got them to break up and still boasting about it? Really?

Initially thought Beast Lin did something good, but if not for this outcome, they almost believed it.

"By the way, after my friend and his girlfriend broke up, he happily went for an erotic massage and tried to drag me along, luckily my character's steadfast."

Lin Hai chuckled cheekily, showing off his moral integrity.

"Indeed, being with brother-in-law has made me understand the saying 'so close to vermillion gets stained red, and so close to ink gets stained black'," Ruoshuang teased.

"Oh?" Lin Hai widened his eyes and looked at Ruoshuang, excitedly saying, "Did you finally realize how great brother-in-law is?"

Ruoshuang nodded, speaking meaningfully, "Indeed, ever since knowing brother-in-law, I haven't been biased in my studies anymore."

"Haha, I knew my actions would inspire everyone to strive to rise..."

Not letting him finish, Ruoshuang continued, "Because I failed all the subjects."

That 'rise' word miraculously stuck in Lin Hai's throat and wouldn't come out anymore.

Seeing Lin Hai defeated, CEO finally felt a bit better.

Her own cousin was still the best, great at making cutting remarks, totally disarming the Beast.

"By the way, Beast Lin, tell us why your friend and his partner broke up?" the CEO curiously asked, also wanting to verify Lin Hai's words.

During the earlier banter with Ruoshuang, Lin Hai was multitasking and had already crafted a perfect lie.

Since the CEO asked now, he was prepared, knowing how to respond, calmly saying, "Well, here's how it went."

"My friend first met his partner, during their initial lovemaking process..."

"Oh my, brother-in-law is such a rogue, saying such shameful things," Ruoshuang's face blushed immediately at the sensitive words 'lovemaking.'

Lin Hai gave his little sister-in-law a reproachful glance and quickly said, "Listen to me, it's not like what you think."

"Ahem, lovemaking is the natural course of things, a part of life."

"Uh, let me get to the point, during the lovemaking her girlfriend told him she gave her virginity to a cucumber, hoping he wouldn't be mad."

The crowd breathed a sigh of relief, fortunate the Beast Lin didn't say anything outrageous.

Still, a first time to a cucumber is pretty bizarre and extraordinary, isn't it?

"And then? They broke up because of this?" Ruoshuang's gossip mind began to burn.

Lin Hai nodded, "Yes, indeed, but there's more to it that you wouldn't expect."

"Tell us, stop beating around the bush, we know how your mouth twists things," the CEO urged.

"Alright, nobody interrupt."

"My friend, upon hearing this, you know, we men should be magnanimous, especially with cucumbers, definitely wouldn't care."

"So my friend comforted his girlfriend, saying everyone has a past when young, and promptly confessed his first time crime was his 'hand'."

"However, after they became lovers, until today, when he was out shopping with his girlfriend, something happened."

Everyone listened, somewhat uninterested.

The CEO also felt Lin Hai was deliberately evading the subject.

"Folks, hold on, let me continue."

"He was out shopping with his girlfriend, running into an old university classmate of hers, then his girlfriend introduced him, pointing at the old classmate and said, 'Honey, this is my old classmate, his name is Cucumber.'"

"Then, my friend was instantly dumbfounded, you all understand what happened afterward, right?"

Lin Hai blinked rapidly.