Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 1242 - 1317: One Slap Covers Your Entire Face

"Sob sob!"Wu Geng struggled desperately, waving his hands outside, but it was in vain.

Because Lin Hai's foot was firmly pressing on his head, no matter how hard he tried, it was futile.

"Big brother!"

Wu Ji roared in anger and rushed over.

Lin Hai slapped him backhanded.

Smack—

Wu Ji flew out again, his head diving back towards the toilet.

"Ah! No!"

Wu Ji's luck was much worse than his big brother's.

His head smashed through two small cubicles and bounced back, landing again, seemingly in a toilet that someone had just used.

That's not the point. The point is that they didn't flush the damn toilet; such manners are absolutely atrocious.

"Down you go!"

Lin Hai slapped again.

"You... ugh!"

"Ugh!!!!!!!"

Wu Ji let out a heart-wrenching groan to express his feelings of utter disbelief and disgust.

Then, an overwhelming stench instantly flooded his nose and cavities, and Wu Ji's brain went blank! For the first time, he realized how crucial and daunting it was to improve public manners.

"Drink up!"

Lin Hai pressed Wu Geng's head down hard.

"Sob sob..."

Wu Geng felt like he couldn't breathe at all, as the light yellow liquid in the toilet was utterly revolting.

On the other side, Wu Ji was almost passing out.

His big brother's situation was slightly better, only some liquid at worst.

But his own predicament was utterly disastrous; it was solid matter, indicating that the person's digestive issues must have been intense!

After a stalemate of several tens of seconds, the two found it impossible to breathe and instinctively opened their mouths.

As they opened, the liquids and solids rushed into their mouths respectively.

"!!!!!!" This was the only emotion they had left.

A minute later.

Wu Ji and Wu Geng were thrown aside by Lin Hai, their heads lifted.

One of them was covered in flowing liquid, with tears and snot mixed together, likely leaving him with severe psychological trauma.

The other's face was indescribable, smeared with all sorts of filth, on the verge of a breakdown, clawing at his mouth with force, kneeling on the ground, trying to vomit.

"Please, let us go; we don't want the three billion anymore." Wu Geng kneeled on the ground, crying miserably.

"Oh? Just now, we were fighting, and a thread came loose from my clothes." Lin Hai said with a smile.

A thread?

Wu Geng did not understand what Lin Hai meant to say.

"A single thread, at least a billion, you should compensate me, right?" Lin Hai smiled harmlessly.

Wu Geng was instantly dumbfounded, his eyes widening.

Damn, not even gold thread is that expensive.

Extortion! Absolute extortion!

"You..." Wu Geng's anger and frustration were off the charts.

"And my labor fee just now, serving you both should at least earn me something, right? At least add another billion." Lin Hai continued, nonchalantly speaking.

Serving?

Was this punishment or service?

Looking at Lin Hai's righteous expression, Wu Geng nearly suffered internal injuries from holding back!

"The Wu family has dignity too!" Someone planned to defy them to the death, thinking that it's unusual to kill people in the upper echelons, especially in broad daylight.

"Oh? Then let your brother eat excrement!"

Lin Hai said, grabbing the dazed Wu Ji and dragging him towards the toilet.

"No!"

The confused Wu Ji reflexively struggled frantically, accidentally swallowing some leftover matter from his face, turning ghastly pale.

"Big brother, do you want to kill me? Damn it, no, please!"

Wu Geng wanted to rush to save his brother but was kicked away by Lin Hai once more.

"Looks like you want to drink some child brew too, it's said to be highly nutritious."

Lin Hai grinned, reaching out for Wu Geng.

"The Unparalleled Heroes" immediately turned pale.

Wu Ji screamed: "No, please stop, I'll give you two billion immediately!"

"We don't want the three billion anymore; we'll give you two billion too, just let us go."

In front of dignity and submission, the Unparalleled Heroes wisely chose the latter.

"Oh? You said it yourself."

Lin Hai smiled, pulling out his phone and turning on the recording.

The two cursed him as despicable in their hearts but dared not show any sign of defiance on their faces.

"By the way, this isn't extortion, right?" Lin Hai blinked his eyes.

The two immediately shook their heads frantically.

"No, it's not!"

"Really not?"

Lin Hai repeatedly asked.

"Really not! We don't care about two billion." Wu Ji quickly affirmed, fearing Lin Hai might want to torment him further. He was thoroughly exhausted, physically and mentally.

"Oh, since two billion doesn't matter to you, let's add another two billion, I'll donate it to the disaster areas as a virtue for you."

Lin Hai's words made the Unparalleled Heroes vomit blood once more.

Wu Ji wished he could slap himself twice; his damn mouth was too shameless.

"Any objections?" Lin Hai asked.

Their heads shook like rattles, but this time, they were smart enough to keep their mouths shut.

"Check or IOU?" Lin Hai asked with a smug grin, feeling quite pleased. It was a good day; he exercised, vented his feelings, and made a tidy sum on the side.

...

Five minutes later, Lin Hai walked out of the restroom with a check, relaxed and joyful.

Before leaving, Lin Hai turned and warned them: "Stay away from me and my people, or I won't go easy next time!"

Lin Hai left, Wu Ji and Wu Geng disheveled and in a dire state, as if they had just been tormented by a dozen strong men.

"Lin Hai, are you alright?"

Ouyang Xiaoya, anxiously waiting outside, quickly asked when she saw Lin Hai return.

"No problem, CEO."

"What were you talking about?" Yang Qingqing curiously stepped forward to ask.

"Nothing much, just a chat about life. Under my righteous aura, the two young masters of the Wu family decided to turn over a new leaf and donate four billion to the disaster area." Lin Hai said with a smile.

Yang Qingqing rolled her eyes: "Blowing hot air again, huh."

Ouyang Xiaoya and Queen Qi carefully checked Lin Hai from head to toe, only relaxing when they confirmed he was unharmed.

"It's good that you're alright. Stay out of trouble for now. After a while, we'll head to Donglong City to find the instructor's old squad leader and classmates, Yanjing's been too turbulent lately." Ouyang Xiaoya decided to take Lin Hai away from there quickly, as he had stirred up enough trouble in Yanjing already.

Lin Hai nodded, but he was a bit worried about Queen Qi, so he whispered in Ouyang Xiaoya's ear: "CEO, how about we wait until Officer Qi's case is solved before we leave?"

"Why?" The CEO looked at Lin Hai, both jealous and wary.

"Come on, don't look at me like that; it's an order from my senior brother, the Martial God." Lin Hai quickly improvised a response.

Ouyang Xiaoya paused, then earnestly asked: "What does the Martial God think?"

"Officer Qi's father had some connection with my senior brother back in the day, so, my senior brother's concerned and wants me to quietly look after her."

Ouyang Xiaoya pondered for a few seconds. In her mind, apart from being mysterious, powerful, and decisive, the Martial God was indeed a kind-hearted person who had saved her multiple times.

So, she agreed: "Alright, then let's wait a bit. Just make sure not to cause any trouble during this time; once Officer Qi's case is done, we'll leave here."

"Thank you, dear wife; I'll serve you well tonight." Lin Hai said happily.

"Do you believe I could slap your whole face?" Ouyang Xiaoya huffed angrily, this damn beast never missed an opportunity to flirt with her; it was infuriating!