frightfiction #2396 - Jin Chanzi: If you don’t lend it to me, I’ll rob it!
#2396 - Jin Chanzi: If you don’t lend it to me, I’ll rob it!
Jin Chanzi and the others wore complicated expressions.
"The Banana Fan inside Princess Iron Fan's place can extinguish the flames of the Supreme Lord Lao Tzu's Eight Trigrams Furnace? Isn't that pure nonsense! What is that Banana Fan made of to have such great power!"
"You don't understand this, do you? This is called worldly wisdom. Even if the Banana Fan in Princess Iron Fan's hand is made of baked clay, as long as it's said that it can extinguish the flames of the Supreme Lord Lao Tzu's Eight Trigrams Furnace, it definitely can."
"The point isn't the material, but that we must follow this condition. When the flames of the Flaming Mountain naturally extinguish, it's all just a routine. Let's get moving without delay."
"Princess Iron Fan is Red Boy's mother. It's said that the Bull Demon King hasn't been very honest these past few years. If we just go like this, can we get the Banana Fan?"
......
Speaking of this, Jin Chanzi and the others had another headache.
After some discussion, they finally decided to let Monkey go borrow the Banana Fan.
The reason was sufficient: Monkey and the Bull Demon King were old friends, so he should give him some face.
Monkey didn't say anything about this.
In his heart, he didn't think his reputation was that great.
Arriving in front of Emerald Cloud Mountain, Monkey met Princess Iron Fan and told her about his desire to borrow the Banana Fan.
Unsurprisingly, he was rejected.
Monkey wasn't annoyed. He could see that Princess Iron Fan wasn't sincerely unwilling to lend it to him.
She just wanted to use this as a condition to get him to do something for her.
Hmm~ Conversations mainly depend on hints.
Listening should be listening for what isn't said.
The implication of Princess Iron Fan's words was already obvious.
Monkey said, "I wonder what I must do to borrow the Banana Fan?"
Princess Iron Fan pondered for a moment and said, "Have the Bull Demon King return to my side."
Monkey: "...Farewell!"
He wasn't borrowing the fan!
Wasn't this nonsense!
He absolutely couldn't get involved in this kind of thing.
The Bull Demon King and the Jade-Faced Fox were inseparable now, always together.
If he ran to persuade him, wouldn't he be asking for trouble?
If Monkey agreed, he would be pushing himself into a dead end.
He absolutely couldn't agree to this kind of thing.
Seeing that Monkey was about to leave, Princess Iron Fan became a little anxious.
After waiting for so many years, she finally had such an opportunity.
If she just let it go like this... maybe there would never be another chance.
She hadn't completely given up on the Bull Demon King.
Thinking back to the past, she wasn't such a heartless person.
Princess Iron Fan said, "Then change it. I want that vixen from Accumulation Thunder Mountain's Cloud-Piercing Cave to die!"
Monkey: "...Farewell!"
Was there a difference between changing it and not changing it?
If the Bull Demon King knew that his beloved concubine had been killed by him, he would fight him to the death.
Monkey said he would never do such a stupid thing.
Seeing Monkey's attitude, Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but feel annoyed:
"You fellow, you won't do this, and you won't do that. What exactly do you want to do?"
At this time, Monkey fully demonstrated what it means to have a thick skin.
He rubbed his hands and said, "Actually, I just want to borrow the Banana Fan for a while, the kind that's free to use..."
The scene suddenly fell silent.
After a while, Princess Iron Fan couldn't restrain the anger in her heart: "Get out!"
"None of you men are good!"
Monkey: "......"
What was she saying?
Monkey admitted that the Bull Demon King wasn't a good person.
But he was definitely a good monkey!
He still hadn't done anything improper with women.
Just like that, Monkey returned empty-handed.
When Jin Chanzi and the others saw Monkey return, they immediately asked him about it.
After learning the whole story.
They were also stunned.
"Speaking of which, Princess Iron Fan's two methods aren't very good. The Bull Demon King must love that Jade-Faced Fox very much, otherwise he wouldn't have done this kind of thing."
"This is a case of not being able to let go of either side. He's thinking about the Jade-Faced Fox on one side, and he's still thinking about Princess Iron Fan on the other. I have to say, this old bull's idea is quite beautiful, but it's a pity that it's difficult to achieve."
"I'm very puzzled now. How did our desire to borrow the Banana Fan to leave the Flaming Mountain get involved with the Bull Demon King's family affairs? Isn't this pure nonsense?"
"Who says it isn't? The most urgent thing is that we must leave the Flaming Mountain, so we must borrow the Banana Fan. There's no avoiding this. Let's think of a way."
......
Qin Yi, who was in the dark, didn't expect the script to end up going this way.
"It seems that this period of history has been completely modified because of my participation..."
Among the group, except for Marshal Tianpeng, who was a half-baked character, the others were blank slates in terms of emotional experience.
Hmm~ Like a blank sheet of paper!
Jin Chanzi said, "Little White Dragon, weren't you married? Analyze how to handle this matter."
Little White Dragon Ao Lie said angrily, "I was married. If it wasn't for getting married, my old man wouldn't have been able to trick me to that extent."
"Don't mention that dark history, okay."
When he thought about his marriage, he was completely played by his old man!
He wasn't given any room to breathe.
Three days later.
The few people who were racking their brains couldn't think of any way.
They finally decided to rob!
Qin Yi: "...That's really a simple and crude good method."
If it were in history, Jin Chanzi, who couldn't even bear to kill an ant, would definitely not do this kind of thing.
But after Qin Yi's series of operations.
The original Jin Chanzi's mentality had been completely distorted, and there was a gradual trend of turning black!
After the group reached an agreement, they didn't hesitate at all and went straight to Emerald Cloud Mountain.
They looked exactly like bandits...
Breaking down the gate of Emerald Cloud Cave, Princess Iron Fan said with a shocked expression, "What are you going to do!"
Jin Chanzi said, "Looking for the owner to borrow something."
With his command, Princess Iron Fan was tied up on the spot in no time!
After another search, they found two Banana Fans.
Jin Chanzi was a little puzzled: "Does this thing also have a spare?"
Monkey said, "Who cares, just try them all."
The group made a mess of the scene and then swaggered away...
Leaving Princess Iron Fan with her mouth stuffed and her body tied to a stone pillar, glaring angrily.
Looking at the backs of Jin Chanzi and the others, if looks could kill.
Jin Chanzi and the others would probably have fallen many times already.
Princess Iron Fan herself never expected that these guys would actually come at her with force!
Saying that they were sworn brothers with the Bull Demon King, what bullshit!
If they were really sworn brothers, would they treat her like this?
On the road, Jin Chanzi and the others said as they walked:
"Speaking of which, aren't we going a bit too far by doing this? After the Journey to the West plan ends, there's no way to explain it to the Bull Demon King. We might become enemies!"
"What else can we do if we don't do this? Princess Iron Fan won't willingly lend us the Banana Fan. We're forced to do this, we can only resort to this strategy."
"I was originally such a pure person. Since following you on the road of the Journey to the West plan, I feel that I've become not pure and innocent at all."
"Stop talking nonsense. You were like this when you came, how can you blame us now? Besides, you were the most energetic when robbing Princess Iron Fan just now!"
......
Marshal Tianpeng, who was speaking, immediately chose to shut up obediently!
He realized that if he continued to say this, he would definitely suffer the criticism of his teammates.